1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:00:57,016 --> 00:00:58,934 [man] The Overworld, 4 00:00:59,018 --> 00:01:01,937 the biggest sandbox in the universe, 5 00:01:02,021 --> 00:01:04,857 is full of epic tales. 6 00:01:04,940 --> 00:01:07,443 Millions and billions of them. 7 00:01:07,985 --> 00:01:09,570 Well, guess what? 8 00:01:09,653 --> 00:01:12,656 This one is all mine. 9 00:01:15,367 --> 00:01:16,869 [hawk screeches] 10 00:01:21,081 --> 00:01:22,958 My name is Steve. 11 00:01:23,042 --> 00:01:26,587 And as a child, I yearned for the mines. 12 00:01:29,006 --> 00:01:30,508 [growling] 13 00:01:31,634 --> 00:01:33,511 [Steve] But it didn't really work out. 14 00:01:34,011 --> 00:01:36,263 Go on! Get out of here! 15 00:01:37,223 --> 00:01:38,723 -Mommy! -[Steve] So, I did a terrible thing. 16 00:01:38,808 --> 00:01:40,434 [miner] Go on! Shoo! 17 00:01:40,518 --> 00:01:41,769 -[Steve] I grew up. -[miner] Run! 18 00:01:41,852 --> 00:01:44,688 -[phones ringing] -[Steve] Yep, that's me. 19 00:01:44,771 --> 00:01:47,233 Same shirt, same pants. 20 00:01:47,316 --> 00:01:50,069 The only thing missing, was my soul. 21 00:01:51,277 --> 00:01:53,697 -What was I doing with my life? -[sighs heavily] 22 00:01:53,781 --> 00:01:56,450 I wasn't meant to sell doorknobs. 23 00:01:58,118 --> 00:02:00,996 And then one day, I remembered something! 24 00:02:02,373 --> 00:02:03,999 [cackles] 25 00:02:04,083 --> 00:02:05,584 [gasping] 26 00:02:06,627 --> 00:02:08,044 [Steve, singsong] That's right! 27 00:02:08,628 --> 00:02:10,130 The mines! 28 00:02:11,131 --> 00:02:13,175 So I geared up to dig deeper 29 00:02:13,259 --> 00:02:15,511 and find out what I'd been missing. 30 00:02:15,594 --> 00:02:18,514 And this time, I was unstoppable. 31 00:02:19,098 --> 00:02:20,599 [growling] 32 00:02:28,899 --> 00:02:30,943 -[yells] -[shouting] 33 00:02:31,026 --> 00:02:32,403 Head fake! Oh, yeah. 34 00:02:32,486 --> 00:02:33,487 Whoo-hoo-hoo! 35 00:02:33,779 --> 00:02:36,365 -My moment had finally come. -Yeah. 36 00:02:36,448 --> 00:02:38,826 I could just taste the adventure! 37 00:02:38,909 --> 00:02:41,453 So, I mined my brains out. 38 00:02:42,204 --> 00:02:45,291 Until I found two mysterious artifacts. 39 00:02:45,374 --> 00:02:46,333 This thingy… 40 00:02:47,877 --> 00:02:49,795 -And that cool thingy. -Ohhh… 41 00:02:50,880 --> 00:02:53,382 And when I put those two thingies together… 42 00:02:53,465 --> 00:02:54,841 [energy pulsing] 43 00:02:54,925 --> 00:02:57,094 -…you guessed it. -[gasping] 44 00:02:57,177 --> 00:03:00,097 It opened a portal to another world. 45 00:03:02,266 --> 00:03:04,226 [echoing] The Overworld! 46 00:03:04,310 --> 00:03:05,561 [sheep bleating] 47 00:03:05,644 --> 00:03:06,854 [gasps] 48 00:03:09,273 --> 00:03:11,817 This place blew my mind. 49 00:03:17,031 --> 00:03:18,449 [yelping] 50 00:03:20,451 --> 00:03:21,911 I'd never seen anything like it. 51 00:03:21,994 --> 00:03:23,954 [bleating loudly] 52 00:03:24,246 --> 00:03:25,247 Whoa! 53 00:03:25,331 --> 00:03:29,001 Turns out it was the place I'd been looking for my whole life. 54 00:03:29,084 --> 00:03:31,462 A world where anything you can imagine, 55 00:03:31,545 --> 00:03:32,796 you can create! 56 00:03:32,880 --> 00:03:34,131 [exclaiming] 57 00:03:34,632 --> 00:03:36,091 This is my first house. 58 00:03:36,175 --> 00:03:37,009 Bam! 59 00:03:37,091 --> 00:03:38,969 -My second house. -Pshh! 60 00:03:39,053 --> 00:03:42,348 And my third house, made entirely of sheep's wool. 61 00:03:42,430 --> 00:03:43,432 Pink house! 62 00:03:44,350 --> 00:03:45,517 Life was good. 63 00:03:45,601 --> 00:03:47,227 -[thumping on door] -[shrieking] 64 00:03:47,311 --> 00:03:50,564 Except at night, which happens about every 20 minutes. 65 00:03:50,648 --> 00:03:52,608 [zombies moaning] 66 00:03:52,691 --> 00:03:55,736 It was times like these I wished I had a friend. 67 00:03:56,445 --> 00:03:58,155 [wolf howling] 68 00:03:58,238 --> 00:04:02,409 And then I heard it. The howl of companionship. 69 00:04:03,118 --> 00:04:04,286 [growling] 70 00:04:04,370 --> 00:04:08,123 Actually, it was a wolf that wanted to eat me. 71 00:04:08,207 --> 00:04:10,918 So I tamed him with a crusty femur bone. 72 00:04:11,001 --> 00:04:12,878 -Maybe a bone, huh? -Yeah. 73 00:04:12,962 --> 00:04:14,880 -Hoo-hoo! -[friendly yelp] 74 00:04:14,964 --> 00:04:16,214 Attaboy… 75 00:04:16,298 --> 00:04:18,175 -[barks] -…Dennis. 76 00:04:18,257 --> 00:04:20,552 He like a scratchy-scratch on the nariz. 77 00:04:20,636 --> 00:04:21,928 Dennis, yeah. 78 00:04:22,680 --> 00:04:24,390 Dennis and I were inseparable. 79 00:04:25,349 --> 00:04:27,810 -[barks] -We did everything together. 80 00:04:28,560 --> 00:04:30,437 [Steve whoops] 81 00:04:31,063 --> 00:04:34,108 -[Dennis barking] -We built endless masterpieces. 82 00:04:37,236 --> 00:04:39,196 The more I built, the better I got. 83 00:04:40,572 --> 00:04:41,657 [Steve] Dennis, check it out! 84 00:04:41,991 --> 00:04:43,575 ♪ Welcome to Steve's ♪ 85 00:04:43,659 --> 00:04:45,159 Ohh! Yeah! 86 00:04:45,244 --> 00:04:46,537 ♪ I feel alive ♪ 87 00:04:46,620 --> 00:04:49,540 Lucky for me, pandas love to party. 88 00:04:50,874 --> 00:04:51,917 And cows. 89 00:04:53,043 --> 00:04:55,129 ♪ I feel alive ♪ 90 00:04:55,462 --> 00:04:57,798 -Life was perfect. -[barking playfully] 91 00:04:57,881 --> 00:04:59,883 And the years simply flew by. 92 00:04:59,967 --> 00:05:01,135 -[low rumbling] -[wind hissing] 93 00:05:01,218 --> 00:05:03,429 -[Dennis barking] -[gasping] 94 00:05:04,888 --> 00:05:06,473 Until one day, I came across 95 00:05:06,557 --> 00:05:09,018 -some strange ruins. -[Dennis whimpers] 96 00:05:09,101 --> 00:05:11,186 And a conveniently placed chest. 97 00:05:11,270 --> 00:05:12,438 Ha-hah! 98 00:05:13,939 --> 00:05:15,274 Flint and steel. 99 00:05:16,442 --> 00:05:17,735 Whoa! 100 00:05:17,818 --> 00:05:19,611 [joyful shout] 101 00:05:20,112 --> 00:05:21,321 [barks] 102 00:05:21,405 --> 00:05:22,406 Dennis! 103 00:05:23,198 --> 00:05:24,575 No, Dennis. 104 00:05:25,784 --> 00:05:27,745 -[echoing shouts] -[loud rumbling] 105 00:05:27,828 --> 00:05:30,205 [Steve] Turns out we'd just opened a portal 106 00:05:30,289 --> 00:05:32,124 to a totally new dimension. 107 00:05:32,207 --> 00:05:33,792 [pigs grunting, squealing] 108 00:05:33,876 --> 00:05:35,085 The Nether. 109 00:05:36,754 --> 00:05:39,465 There was no joy or creativity at all. 110 00:05:39,548 --> 00:05:40,549 [pig screeching] 111 00:05:40,632 --> 00:05:44,428 -Just a mindless lust for gold. -[Dennis howls] 112 00:05:44,511 --> 00:05:45,262 Dennis! 113 00:05:46,346 --> 00:05:50,058 These piglin brutes had mined this realm into oblivion, 114 00:05:50,142 --> 00:05:51,894 led by Malgosha, 115 00:05:51,977 --> 00:05:55,147 the evil piglin sorceress who ruled the place. 116 00:05:55,230 --> 00:05:58,025 Who are you, and why are you so round? 117 00:05:58,108 --> 00:06:01,612 Leave the dog! Take me instead. 118 00:06:01,695 --> 00:06:04,448 No, thanks. I'll take both of you. 119 00:06:04,531 --> 00:06:05,699 And that Orb. 120 00:06:05,991 --> 00:06:07,868 Let's get one thing straight. 121 00:06:07,951 --> 00:06:11,580 Where I come from, we call this a cube. 122 00:06:11,872 --> 00:06:13,248 Seize them! 123 00:06:13,665 --> 00:06:16,543 [Steve] Malgosha had finally got what she'd always wanted, 124 00:06:16,627 --> 00:06:18,587 -the Orb of Dominance. -[cackling] 125 00:06:18,670 --> 00:06:20,339 [Steve] The most powerful cube-shaped orb 126 00:06:20,422 --> 00:06:22,049 in the entire universe. 127 00:06:22,132 --> 00:06:23,801 Listen up, you pigs! 128 00:06:23,884 --> 00:06:26,678 With this Orb, I will pillage the Overworld, 129 00:06:26,762 --> 00:06:30,099 and all its gold will be ours! [cackling] 130 00:06:30,182 --> 00:06:31,558 [Steve] I couldn't let this happen. 131 00:06:31,642 --> 00:06:33,393 The Overworld had saved me, 132 00:06:33,477 --> 00:06:35,854 and now I had to try to save it. 133 00:06:35,938 --> 00:06:37,856 We have to stop her, Dennis. 134 00:06:39,650 --> 00:06:41,193 So we escaped! 135 00:06:41,276 --> 00:06:43,362 And stole back the Orb! 136 00:06:43,445 --> 00:06:45,155 [warning horn blasting] 137 00:06:45,239 --> 00:06:47,574 [Malgosha] The Roundling got away! 138 00:06:47,658 --> 00:06:50,327 Find him and bring me that Orb! 139 00:06:50,409 --> 00:06:52,246 Hurry, Dennis. Take this to Earth. 140 00:06:52,329 --> 00:06:54,748 Follow my scent to 149 Holly Oak Drive. 141 00:06:54,832 --> 00:06:55,666 You got that, boy? 142 00:06:55,749 --> 00:06:56,582 -[affirmative growl] -Good boy. 143 00:06:56,667 --> 00:06:58,210 You're the last hope for this world. 144 00:06:58,293 --> 00:07:00,170 -Now, run! Go, boy! -[Dennis barking] 145 00:07:00,504 --> 00:07:02,089 Run, fluff nugget! 146 00:07:02,172 --> 00:07:04,091 You got this, Dennis, I love you! 147 00:07:04,758 --> 00:07:05,759 Run! 148 00:07:05,843 --> 00:07:06,844 Get off of me! 149 00:07:08,554 --> 00:07:09,513 [barks] 150 00:07:09,596 --> 00:07:11,140 [Steve] Dennis was a hero that day. 151 00:07:11,807 --> 00:07:13,392 He ran like the wind. 152 00:07:13,892 --> 00:07:16,395 I didn't know if I'd ever see him again, 153 00:07:16,478 --> 00:07:18,564 but we had a world to save. 154 00:07:18,647 --> 00:07:22,025 -[flesh sizzling] -[squealing in pain] 155 00:07:22,401 --> 00:07:25,362 [Steve] So he ran all the way back to my house on Earth 156 00:07:25,445 --> 00:07:28,574 and hid the most powerful object in existence 157 00:07:28,657 --> 00:07:30,742 under my waterbed. 158 00:07:37,624 --> 00:07:40,002 As long as the Orb stays hidden, 159 00:07:40,085 --> 00:07:42,171 the Overworld will be safe. 160 00:07:46,466 --> 00:07:48,135 [howling] 161 00:07:50,762 --> 00:07:54,391 [Steve] Wait a second. Putting it under my waterbed's a horrible plan. 162 00:07:54,474 --> 00:07:57,978 ["When I'm Gone" by Dirty Honey playing] 163 00:08:22,669 --> 00:08:24,046 Yeah. 164 00:08:24,588 --> 00:08:25,964 [man on TV] In the late 1980s, 165 00:08:26,048 --> 00:08:28,967 Garrett Garrison took the gaming world by storm… 166 00:08:29,051 --> 00:08:30,093 [bell chiming] 167 00:08:30,177 --> 00:08:34,264 …becoming the undisputed champion of the hit arcade game, 168 00:08:34,347 --> 00:08:36,140 Hunk City Rampage. 169 00:08:40,604 --> 00:08:41,270 Yeah! 170 00:08:41,355 --> 00:08:44,107 [man on TV] His mastery of this two player co-op 171 00:08:44,191 --> 00:08:45,734 shocked the world. 172 00:08:57,829 --> 00:09:00,791 His effective use of the garbage toss move 173 00:09:01,333 --> 00:09:05,170 earned him the nickname, "The Garbage Man." 174 00:09:05,254 --> 00:09:06,421 Pretty soon, he became 175 00:09:06,505 --> 00:09:08,674 the envy of the gaming world 176 00:09:08,757 --> 00:09:11,009 after landing a lucrative deal 177 00:09:11,093 --> 00:09:12,052 with Sizzler. 178 00:09:14,513 --> 00:09:15,931 -Yeah! -[game plays fanfare] 179 00:09:16,014 --> 00:09:17,766 Whoo! 180 00:09:17,849 --> 00:09:19,101 Yeah, baby! 181 00:09:19,685 --> 00:09:20,811 Garbage Man! 182 00:09:22,187 --> 00:09:23,272 [mimicking punches] 183 00:09:23,981 --> 00:09:25,190 Yeah, baby! 184 00:09:26,149 --> 00:09:27,818 [man on TV] One thing's for sure… 185 00:09:27,901 --> 00:09:29,403 [grunts] Yeah! 186 00:09:29,486 --> 00:09:31,446 -[people cheering] -…this kid had it all. 187 00:09:31,530 --> 00:09:33,657 -Yeah! -Time to take out the trash. 188 00:09:34,032 --> 00:09:34,700 Yeah! 189 00:09:35,325 --> 00:09:37,077 Mmm… Boo-rah! 190 00:09:37,160 --> 00:09:39,162 [bell chimes] 191 00:09:39,454 --> 00:09:41,123 Garrett "The Garbage Man" Garrison? 192 00:09:41,206 --> 00:09:42,540 No autographs. 193 00:09:44,167 --> 00:09:45,460 Have a nice day. 194 00:09:46,837 --> 00:09:47,963 -[door opens] -[bell chimes] 195 00:09:48,046 --> 00:09:49,339 [groans] 196 00:09:58,348 --> 00:09:59,641 [sighs] 197 00:10:01,810 --> 00:10:06,106 ["When I'm Gone" playing] 198 00:10:12,696 --> 00:10:14,031 [song ends] 199 00:10:14,114 --> 00:10:17,075 Whoo! Yeah! Super cool! 200 00:10:17,159 --> 00:10:18,035 [door shuts] 201 00:10:18,118 --> 00:10:20,203 Garrett "The Garbage Man." 202 00:10:20,287 --> 00:10:22,039 To what do we owe this pleasure? 203 00:10:22,122 --> 00:10:22,873 Pleasure? 204 00:10:22,956 --> 00:10:25,167 Think I come to storage auctions for fun? 205 00:10:25,834 --> 00:10:27,461 I'm a businessman, Daryl. 206 00:10:27,544 --> 00:10:28,378 An investor. 207 00:10:28,462 --> 00:10:31,423 Well, I'm about to shovel some coal into your choo-choo train. 208 00:10:31,506 --> 00:10:33,633 You're gonna love this next unit. 209 00:10:33,717 --> 00:10:35,844 It's got a waterbed. 210 00:10:35,927 --> 00:10:37,763 It's got some pickaxes. 211 00:10:37,846 --> 00:10:41,641 It's got a huge can of mixed nuts. 212 00:10:41,725 --> 00:10:45,854 It's got an array of unisex turquoise blouses. 213 00:10:46,271 --> 00:10:47,230 That sounds terrible. 214 00:10:47,314 --> 00:10:50,692 I think it's also got a 1978 Atari Cosmos. 215 00:10:50,776 --> 00:10:54,029 Whoa, whoa, whoa. 1978 Atari Cosmos? 216 00:10:54,321 --> 00:10:55,364 That's what it says here. 217 00:10:55,447 --> 00:10:57,115 Those things are worth a frickin' fortune. 218 00:10:57,199 --> 00:10:58,367 Heck yeah they are. 219 00:10:58,450 --> 00:11:00,827 Bro, if you make this happen for me, 220 00:11:00,911 --> 00:11:03,497 I will strongly consider hanging out with you. 221 00:11:03,830 --> 00:11:05,999 -You serious, bro? -Yep. 222 00:11:06,666 --> 00:11:10,837 Two big buffaloes like us out there, in the wild, 223 00:11:10,921 --> 00:11:14,132 wearing unisex turquoise blouses. 224 00:11:14,800 --> 00:11:16,718 Oh, boy, that's gonna cause a commotion. 225 00:11:16,802 --> 00:11:18,387 The ladies aren't gonna know what-- 226 00:11:18,470 --> 00:11:20,806 Listen, if you could keep the hammer price under a hundy, 227 00:11:20,889 --> 00:11:23,141 I'll make all your weird fanboy dreams come true. 228 00:11:23,475 --> 00:11:24,309 Okay? 229 00:11:25,685 --> 00:11:28,814 Two loose cannons, wearing turquoise blouses. 230 00:11:28,897 --> 00:11:31,024 Yeah. Let's do it. 231 00:11:31,525 --> 00:11:33,693 [Daryl] And we got 500 dollars, 500 dollars over here. 232 00:11:33,777 --> 00:11:35,862 We got 500 dollars. We got six, do we have six? 233 00:11:35,946 --> 00:11:38,031 Do we have 600 dollars? We got 600 dollars over here. 234 00:11:38,115 --> 00:11:40,784 I'll go over here, 700 dollars, we got 700 dollars. 235 00:11:40,867 --> 00:11:42,702 We got 700 dollars here. We got 800 dollars over here. 236 00:11:42,786 --> 00:11:44,496 -[sighs] -We got 850. Do we hear 850? 237 00:11:44,579 --> 00:11:46,081 Do we-- 850 over here. 238 00:11:46,164 --> 00:11:47,999 Do we hear any more? Do we hear 900? 900? 239 00:11:48,083 --> 00:11:50,252 Nine hundred, going once, 900 going twice. 240 00:11:50,335 --> 00:11:51,753 And 900 going three times. 241 00:11:51,837 --> 00:11:54,381 And sold to hometown hero, 242 00:11:54,464 --> 00:11:57,551 Garrett "The Garbage Man" Garrison, for 900 dollars. 243 00:12:00,554 --> 00:12:02,556 [Garrett] I wouldn't cash that for about six months. 244 00:12:02,639 --> 00:12:03,432 What? 245 00:12:03,515 --> 00:12:07,060 [whoops] Come to papa! Cosmos! 246 00:12:07,144 --> 00:12:08,478 Whoo! [blows] 247 00:12:17,154 --> 00:12:18,864 [orb chiming softly] 248 00:12:18,947 --> 00:12:20,449 [Garrett] Daryl? Where is it? 249 00:12:20,532 --> 00:12:22,284 I'm sorry. I didn't check the box. 250 00:12:23,785 --> 00:12:25,287 -Whoa, whoa, whoa… -[Garrett] Where's the Atari? 251 00:12:25,370 --> 00:12:27,122 -Whoa! -There's no Atari in here! 252 00:12:27,205 --> 00:12:29,791 That does not mean you can trash this unit! 253 00:12:29,875 --> 00:12:30,834 [Garret grunts loudly] 254 00:12:30,917 --> 00:12:32,794 I'm up against it, man, I'm-- 255 00:12:32,878 --> 00:12:34,588 [panting] 256 00:12:34,671 --> 00:12:37,215 Oh, no. My store. 257 00:12:37,299 --> 00:12:39,843 My wrists aren't what they used to be. I just… 258 00:12:39,926 --> 00:12:42,387 [panting] 259 00:12:42,471 --> 00:12:44,347 I need a win, man. I need… 260 00:12:45,056 --> 00:12:46,433 I need a win. 261 00:12:46,516 --> 00:12:48,059 When are you gonna stop looking for treasure 262 00:12:48,143 --> 00:12:49,811 inside a storage unit… 263 00:12:50,520 --> 00:12:53,565 and recognize that the real treasure… 264 00:12:54,274 --> 00:12:56,067 …is inside your heart? 265 00:12:57,694 --> 00:12:58,862 [sighs deeply] 266 00:12:58,945 --> 00:13:00,489 [Daryl] Let's roll, everyone. 267 00:13:00,989 --> 00:13:03,450 This man has no respect for the storage community. 268 00:13:06,203 --> 00:13:07,454 Daryl. 269 00:13:08,205 --> 00:13:11,625 ["I Remember You" by Skid Row playing] 270 00:13:11,708 --> 00:13:12,834 Oh, man. 271 00:13:13,919 --> 00:13:16,630 [chiming softly] 272 00:13:21,635 --> 00:13:23,803 [shouting along with music] 273 00:13:24,513 --> 00:13:25,597 [radiator pops] 274 00:13:28,225 --> 00:13:30,185 Oh, no! 275 00:13:31,436 --> 00:13:33,021 Oh, man! 276 00:13:33,855 --> 00:13:35,482 What the frick? 277 00:13:35,941 --> 00:13:40,111 [screaming] 278 00:13:43,949 --> 00:13:46,785 Look, Chuglass was not my first choice either, 279 00:13:46,868 --> 00:13:49,329 but it was Mom's dying wish for us to live here. 280 00:13:50,372 --> 00:13:51,873 Or at least that's how I interpreted it. 281 00:13:52,207 --> 00:13:54,125 Yeah, I read something online. 282 00:13:54,543 --> 00:13:55,794 This place sucks. 283 00:13:55,877 --> 00:13:57,879 Anyways, rent is super low, 284 00:13:57,963 --> 00:13:59,172 and I've got a full-time gig here, 285 00:13:59,256 --> 00:14:01,967 so it's not really an offer we can turn down right now. 286 00:14:02,551 --> 00:14:03,802 [boy] Yeah, I get it. 287 00:14:03,885 --> 00:14:06,263 Look, I think you're really gonna like it here. 288 00:14:08,223 --> 00:14:09,641 What's going on with that dude? 289 00:14:09,724 --> 00:14:11,977 [screaming and sobbing] 290 00:14:15,397 --> 00:14:18,108 [girl] Oh my gosh, Henry, we're in Chuglass. 291 00:14:18,191 --> 00:14:19,985 Say hi to Chuggy the Chip. 292 00:14:26,283 --> 00:14:28,868 [girl] All right. This is the new neighborhood. 293 00:14:28,952 --> 00:14:30,328 [Henry] When was this house built? 294 00:14:30,412 --> 00:14:33,665 [laughing] It's so nice to meet you. 295 00:14:33,748 --> 00:14:34,874 Yeah, nice to meet you. 296 00:14:34,958 --> 00:14:37,752 Uh, your new bosses sent you this. 297 00:14:37,836 --> 00:14:38,628 Oh… 298 00:14:38,712 --> 00:14:41,715 Yeah, people love working at the potato chip factory. 299 00:14:41,798 --> 00:14:43,300 Yeah, well, I'm, uh, 300 00:14:43,383 --> 00:14:44,884 I'm running their socials for a little bit. 301 00:14:44,968 --> 00:14:47,178 I said I'd get their follower count past 75. 302 00:14:47,262 --> 00:14:49,431 Nice! You must be Henry. 303 00:14:49,514 --> 00:14:51,224 Nice to meet you. I'm Dawn. 304 00:14:51,308 --> 00:14:53,852 Hi. Why is there an alpaca hanging out of your car? 305 00:14:53,935 --> 00:14:54,853 [animals bleat] 306 00:14:54,936 --> 00:14:57,147 [Dawn] Well, real estate's not my only hustle. 307 00:14:57,230 --> 00:14:59,608 I also do some mobile zoo stuff on the side. 308 00:14:59,691 --> 00:15:01,484 Anyhoo, I gotta run. 309 00:15:01,568 --> 00:15:03,278 Call me if you need anything. 310 00:15:04,446 --> 00:15:08,074 Also… I'm really sorry about your mom. 311 00:15:08,158 --> 00:15:10,160 It's really brave what you're doing. 312 00:15:10,243 --> 00:15:11,494 I hope you know that. 313 00:15:12,829 --> 00:15:14,080 Thank you. 314 00:15:15,582 --> 00:15:18,877 -[alpaca braying loudly] -Chill out, man. I'm coming. 315 00:15:18,960 --> 00:15:20,587 Golly! 316 00:15:26,843 --> 00:15:27,844 [sighs] 317 00:15:53,495 --> 00:15:55,580 [Natalie] Henry, breakfast is ready. 318 00:15:56,748 --> 00:15:58,040 [Henry] I'm coming. 319 00:16:00,752 --> 00:16:01,419 Check it out. 320 00:16:02,796 --> 00:16:05,882 I made you Mom's signature Tater Tot breakfast pizza. 321 00:16:05,965 --> 00:16:08,510 So you can hand out slices on your first day. 322 00:16:08,593 --> 00:16:10,679 I thought you wanted me to seem normal. 323 00:16:10,762 --> 00:16:11,680 I do. 324 00:16:11,763 --> 00:16:13,306 I'm just trying to help you out. 325 00:16:14,182 --> 00:16:15,600 I got you some body spray. 326 00:16:15,684 --> 00:16:17,852 Signature scents are huge here. 327 00:16:18,353 --> 00:16:19,604 [Henry] Velvet Mischief? 328 00:16:19,688 --> 00:16:21,398 You're gonna want to spray it and then walk into it. 329 00:16:21,481 --> 00:16:23,483 Don't be too direct. It's really powerful. 330 00:16:24,025 --> 00:16:25,610 -Okay. -Love you. 331 00:16:26,277 --> 00:16:27,487 Love you, too. [sniffs] 332 00:16:28,196 --> 00:16:30,281 Smells like banana bread and poo. 333 00:16:42,502 --> 00:16:43,837 [bell chimes] 334 00:16:53,847 --> 00:16:55,098 [exhales] 335 00:16:59,978 --> 00:17:02,272 [orb chiming softly] 336 00:17:02,689 --> 00:17:03,982 [Henry] Your store's really cool. 337 00:17:04,065 --> 00:17:05,483 Yeah, I know. 338 00:17:05,567 --> 00:17:07,484 Looking for anything in particular? 339 00:17:07,569 --> 00:17:09,445 Nah, just checking some stuff out. 340 00:17:09,529 --> 00:17:11,948 Non-committal. Classic loser mentality. 341 00:17:12,031 --> 00:17:12,866 I can help. 342 00:17:14,284 --> 00:17:16,035 I'm starting a mentorship program 343 00:17:16,118 --> 00:17:18,621 for people who want to win at the game of life. 344 00:17:18,704 --> 00:17:20,832 -Fifty bucks an hour. -Cool. 345 00:17:20,915 --> 00:17:22,584 How do you actually win at life? 346 00:17:22,666 --> 00:17:25,753 [scoffs] That's literally the answer I charge money for. 347 00:17:27,797 --> 00:17:29,924 Tots. What's with the breakfast pizza? 348 00:17:30,008 --> 00:17:30,884 My sister made it. 349 00:17:30,967 --> 00:17:33,344 I'm supposed to hand out slices at school to make friends. 350 00:17:33,428 --> 00:17:35,054 A little desperate for day one, don't you think? 351 00:17:36,014 --> 00:17:38,308 I also notice that you're wearing Velvet Mischief. 352 00:17:38,808 --> 00:17:40,351 It's a wonderful cologne. 353 00:17:40,435 --> 00:17:41,895 And I strongly believe that every young man 354 00:17:41,978 --> 00:17:43,229 should have his own signature scent. 355 00:17:43,313 --> 00:17:44,481 [sniffs] 356 00:17:44,564 --> 00:17:46,357 I didn't think I applied very much. 357 00:17:46,441 --> 00:17:48,818 Listen, I'm gonna give you a hot Garbage tip. 358 00:17:49,652 --> 00:17:51,029 Friendship is like a puzzle. 359 00:17:51,112 --> 00:17:52,947 Sometimes you think you need lots of pieces to be cool. 360 00:17:53,031 --> 00:17:55,408 And sometimes it's just one piece to be cool. 361 00:17:55,784 --> 00:17:56,910 And people will be like, 362 00:17:56,993 --> 00:17:59,120 "That's not a puzzle, that's a picture." 363 00:18:00,079 --> 00:18:02,081 And they have a right to speak, too. 364 00:18:02,791 --> 00:18:03,875 Any questions? 365 00:18:03,958 --> 00:18:05,210 Yeah. Quite a few, actually. 366 00:18:05,293 --> 00:18:08,505 Listen, kid. The point is, there's no "I" in team. 367 00:18:08,588 --> 00:18:10,423 But there are two in winning. 368 00:18:11,090 --> 00:18:12,967 Okay, well, I gotta go to school. 369 00:18:13,051 --> 00:18:14,761 Whatever, nerd. Just leave the pizza. 370 00:18:14,844 --> 00:18:16,346 [class bell ringing] 371 00:18:18,431 --> 00:18:21,851 [woman] All right. Let's put this nametag on. 372 00:18:22,268 --> 00:18:24,813 Uh, why does it have an exclamation point? 373 00:18:24,896 --> 00:18:28,483 [chuckles] Oh, Henry, we're just so thrilled to have you. 374 00:18:28,566 --> 00:18:31,110 You know, you're the first student to enroll here, 375 00:18:31,194 --> 00:18:34,322 ever since that article came out about the school rankings. 376 00:18:35,114 --> 00:18:37,408 Anyway, I'm Vice Principal Marlene, 377 00:18:37,492 --> 00:18:39,160 and I'm an open book. 378 00:18:39,244 --> 00:18:41,120 You probably heard that my husband, Clemente, 379 00:18:41,204 --> 00:18:42,956 recently divorced me. 380 00:18:43,331 --> 00:18:46,793 And to be honest, I expected it to hurt more than it does. 381 00:18:46,876 --> 00:18:51,089 You know, the fire went out on our marriage 20 years ago, 382 00:18:51,172 --> 00:18:53,633 but we stuck it out for the dogs. 383 00:18:54,634 --> 00:18:57,929 Okay, let's get you to your first class. 384 00:18:58,012 --> 00:18:59,848 [class bell ringing] 385 00:18:59,931 --> 00:19:00,974 [teacher] Good morning. 386 00:19:01,057 --> 00:19:02,851 Just a little something about myself. 387 00:19:03,184 --> 00:19:05,562 I teach gym, I teach art. 388 00:19:05,937 --> 00:19:09,816 Financially, I'm living in a nightmare, okay? 389 00:19:10,191 --> 00:19:12,902 I wouldn't wish my life on my worst enemy. 390 00:19:12,986 --> 00:19:15,697 Last year, I claimed 4,000 dollars on my tax return. 391 00:19:16,072 --> 00:19:19,450 So in the summer, I do clams and oysters down by the airport. 392 00:19:19,534 --> 00:19:22,704 But most of my money is tied up in a drone kiosk at the mall. 393 00:19:23,913 --> 00:19:26,249 Okay, today we're gonna do a still life. 394 00:19:26,583 --> 00:19:29,502 One orange, one banana. 395 00:19:29,586 --> 00:19:31,004 Let's get after it, people. 396 00:19:31,087 --> 00:19:33,965 ["Change Song" by Dayglow playing] 397 00:19:46,394 --> 00:19:47,395 [teacher] What is this? 398 00:19:47,478 --> 00:19:48,897 Don't you know what a still life is? 399 00:19:48,980 --> 00:19:50,607 It means you just draw the thing. 400 00:19:50,690 --> 00:19:52,191 Do the assignment next time. 401 00:19:52,275 --> 00:19:54,110 -[book thuds] -[class giggling] 402 00:19:54,193 --> 00:19:55,653 That jetpack would never work. 403 00:19:55,737 --> 00:19:57,864 It's kind of foolproof, actually. It's just math. 404 00:19:57,947 --> 00:20:00,366 My dad said math has been debunked. 405 00:20:00,783 --> 00:20:03,578 Check it out. New kid thinks he's a rocket scientist. 406 00:20:03,661 --> 00:20:04,537 [laughter] 407 00:20:04,621 --> 00:20:06,039 I'd love to be a rocket scientist. 408 00:20:06,122 --> 00:20:07,165 So prove it. 409 00:20:08,499 --> 00:20:10,460 [song resumes] 410 00:20:25,224 --> 00:20:26,643 [song ends] 411 00:20:26,726 --> 00:20:29,896 [students cheering, laughing] 412 00:20:29,979 --> 00:20:31,898 [whistle blows nearby] 413 00:20:35,026 --> 00:20:37,195 All right. Count us down, guys. 414 00:20:37,278 --> 00:20:41,282 [all] Five, four, three, two, one! 415 00:20:43,076 --> 00:20:45,328 [kids exclaiming] 416 00:20:46,955 --> 00:20:49,082 Okay, so I know that we're all very excited 417 00:20:49,165 --> 00:20:50,375 about the new rebrand, 418 00:20:50,875 --> 00:20:52,168 but I don't think you should 419 00:20:52,251 --> 00:20:54,671 call your party bags, "Salt Sacks." 420 00:20:57,215 --> 00:21:00,635 -[jetpack roaring, whistling] -[all exclaiming] 421 00:21:02,512 --> 00:21:04,472 -[loud booming] -[people shouting] 422 00:21:05,556 --> 00:21:07,100 -[loud, metallic creaking] -[panting] 423 00:21:08,101 --> 00:21:09,352 Chuggy! 424 00:21:09,435 --> 00:21:10,812 Oh, no! 425 00:21:15,483 --> 00:21:17,151 [car alarms ringing in distance] 426 00:21:17,235 --> 00:21:18,903 I was never here, okay? 427 00:21:21,072 --> 00:21:23,533 Well, the good news is nobody died. 428 00:21:23,950 --> 00:21:26,244 I'm sorry, okay? It was an accident. 429 00:21:26,327 --> 00:21:28,621 This could be grounds for expulsion, Henry. 430 00:21:28,705 --> 00:21:30,707 I need you to call your guardian. 431 00:21:31,457 --> 00:21:32,542 [sighs] 432 00:21:35,128 --> 00:21:37,463 [line ringing] 433 00:21:37,547 --> 00:21:38,506 [Garrett] Game Over World. 434 00:21:38,589 --> 00:21:40,341 Hey, uh, Mr. Garbage Man, it's Henry. 435 00:21:40,425 --> 00:21:42,051 The kid with the Tater Tot breakfast pizza? 436 00:21:42,135 --> 00:21:43,678 [Garrett] Oh, yeah. 437 00:21:43,761 --> 00:21:45,805 -[fly buzzing fitfully] -I have a weird favor to ask. 438 00:21:45,888 --> 00:21:48,349 Uh, could you come to my school and pretend to be my uncle? 439 00:21:48,433 --> 00:21:50,184 No way. I don't do that stuff anymore. 440 00:21:50,268 --> 00:21:51,811 I have 26 bucks. 441 00:21:51,894 --> 00:21:53,646 ["We Gotta Party" by Jag Team playing] 442 00:21:53,730 --> 00:21:55,982 -[tires screeching] -[motor revving] 443 00:21:59,527 --> 00:22:01,070 Hi, I'm Henry's uncle. 444 00:22:02,905 --> 00:22:04,323 You? 445 00:22:04,407 --> 00:22:05,742 The Trash Bag? 446 00:22:05,825 --> 00:22:07,744 It's actually "Garbage Man." 447 00:22:07,827 --> 00:22:09,954 Garbage Man, huh? 448 00:22:10,038 --> 00:22:13,374 You can bag me up and take me to the curb anytime. 449 00:22:14,375 --> 00:22:15,668 But you gotta bungee the lid 450 00:22:15,752 --> 00:22:17,879 'cause I got a lot of raccoons in there. 451 00:22:19,630 --> 00:22:21,924 Whoever divorced you is a complete idiot. 452 00:22:23,342 --> 00:22:24,469 [motor rumbles] 453 00:22:24,552 --> 00:22:26,471 [tires screeching] 454 00:22:28,222 --> 00:22:30,266 [song ends] 455 00:22:30,349 --> 00:22:32,560 [Henry] I just don't get it. It should have worked. 456 00:22:33,478 --> 00:22:34,437 The math is right. 457 00:22:34,520 --> 00:22:36,647 But I probably just cost my sister her job. 458 00:22:37,440 --> 00:22:38,483 Oh, wow. 459 00:22:39,567 --> 00:22:40,902 You're super creative. 460 00:22:42,153 --> 00:22:43,571 Hey, since you're going to juvie, 461 00:22:43,654 --> 00:22:45,948 you mind if I get this flyer back? 462 00:22:46,032 --> 00:22:48,284 Paper don't grow on trees, and… 463 00:22:48,367 --> 00:22:50,078 not really allowed in Kinko's anymore. 464 00:22:50,161 --> 00:22:51,496 Well, you can have my book, too. 465 00:22:52,705 --> 00:22:53,956 'Cause I'm done with it. 466 00:22:58,628 --> 00:23:00,838 So what's this stupid junk? 467 00:23:00,922 --> 00:23:02,256 Who cares? 468 00:23:03,299 --> 00:23:04,801 Probably some new age bullcrap. 469 00:23:05,676 --> 00:23:07,261 I could let it go for like 950. 470 00:23:07,345 --> 00:23:08,888 I wonder what it does. 471 00:23:13,559 --> 00:23:15,978 Hey. Instructions. 472 00:23:17,230 --> 00:23:21,234 "Never, under any circumstances, combine the Orb and Crystal." 473 00:23:23,194 --> 00:23:24,028 [chortles] 474 00:23:27,782 --> 00:23:30,827 [energy thrumming] 475 00:23:30,910 --> 00:23:32,787 [Garrett] Uh, wait… 476 00:23:32,870 --> 00:23:34,747 "Do not follow this Orb, 477 00:23:34,831 --> 00:23:35,998 even if you're a struggling business owner 478 00:23:36,082 --> 00:23:37,583 and need a ton of cash fast 479 00:23:37,667 --> 00:23:40,211 because there's loads of treasure down here." 480 00:23:40,294 --> 00:23:41,712 [stammering] Hey, dude. Dude? 481 00:23:41,796 --> 00:23:43,256 It feels like it wants to go somewhere. 482 00:23:43,339 --> 00:23:45,049 -[energy pulsing loudly] -[Garrett] What? 483 00:23:45,800 --> 00:23:47,301 -[goats bleating] -[Dawn grunts] 484 00:23:48,261 --> 00:23:51,097 I'm sorry. I tried everything. I didn't know who else to call. 485 00:23:51,180 --> 00:23:52,974 No, it's okay. What's going on? 486 00:23:53,057 --> 00:23:54,517 Henry's missing. I tried the school. 487 00:23:54,600 --> 00:23:55,643 I tried his phone a million times. 488 00:23:55,726 --> 00:23:56,561 He's not answering. 489 00:23:56,644 --> 00:23:57,895 He was supposed to be home hours ago. 490 00:23:57,979 --> 00:23:59,522 I thought he'd still be in detention 491 00:23:59,605 --> 00:24:01,524 for blowing up Chuggy The Chip. 492 00:24:02,567 --> 00:24:04,735 -That was him? -Give me your phone. 493 00:24:04,819 --> 00:24:06,946 Oh, my gosh. Oh, I can't believe this. 494 00:24:07,029 --> 00:24:09,198 We're here for one day, and he's already the town villain. 495 00:24:09,282 --> 00:24:10,408 -[phone chimes] -Got him! 496 00:24:10,491 --> 00:24:13,494 He's fine. He's just playing in an abandoned mineshaft. 497 00:24:13,578 --> 00:24:15,246 -[alpaca shrieks nearby] -What? 498 00:24:15,329 --> 00:24:17,415 Come on. I'll drive. 499 00:24:17,498 --> 00:24:19,542 You can feed Mr. Scribbles this busted carrot 500 00:24:19,625 --> 00:24:21,294 if you wanna keep that pretty face of yours. 501 00:24:21,377 --> 00:24:23,379 -[Mr. Scribbles gurgling] -[Dawn] Hop in. 502 00:24:23,838 --> 00:24:24,964 Okay. 503 00:24:29,677 --> 00:24:31,345 [Garrett] You go first. I'll cover your six. 504 00:24:31,429 --> 00:24:32,597 [Henry] Yeah, yeah. I got you. 505 00:24:34,348 --> 00:24:36,809 [Garrett] Danger. Whatever. 506 00:24:37,643 --> 00:24:39,437 [panting] 507 00:24:39,520 --> 00:24:41,147 [whimpering] 508 00:24:46,611 --> 00:24:47,862 [Henry] Whoa. 509 00:24:49,363 --> 00:24:50,823 [Garrett] Whoa. 510 00:25:00,625 --> 00:25:01,959 -[Natalie] Henry! -Oh, gosh! 511 00:25:02,793 --> 00:25:04,295 What are you doing down here? 512 00:25:04,712 --> 00:25:06,505 -Who's this guy? -He's my new mentor. 513 00:25:06,923 --> 00:25:08,132 Who, me? Oh. 514 00:25:08,216 --> 00:25:09,383 [Natalie] I'm sorry. What? 515 00:25:09,467 --> 00:25:11,677 Hey, guys! Guys! 516 00:25:12,094 --> 00:25:13,429 -[orb chiming, pulsing] -It's pulling me, guys. 517 00:25:13,512 --> 00:25:15,223 -[groans, yells] -Whoa! 518 00:25:15,306 --> 00:25:16,182 Oh, Henry! 519 00:25:16,265 --> 00:25:17,600 [groaning] 520 00:25:17,683 --> 00:25:19,393 [all shouting] 521 00:25:19,477 --> 00:25:22,063 Henry, let go of that thing! 522 00:25:24,148 --> 00:25:26,150 [Henry yelling] 523 00:25:26,234 --> 00:25:27,360 [grunts] 524 00:25:29,153 --> 00:25:30,613 [groans] 525 00:25:31,239 --> 00:25:33,699 [yelling, grunting] 526 00:25:35,159 --> 00:25:37,161 [groans] 527 00:25:38,621 --> 00:25:40,706 [screams, grunts] 528 00:25:41,958 --> 00:25:43,084 [yells] 529 00:25:43,167 --> 00:25:44,835 [both grunt] 530 00:25:44,919 --> 00:25:48,506 Oh, man, my butt. My butt. 531 00:25:48,589 --> 00:25:50,591 -[Dawn groaning] -[Natalie grunts] 532 00:26:01,102 --> 00:26:02,478 [sighs] 533 00:26:15,449 --> 00:26:16,534 [Garrett] Yep. 534 00:26:17,326 --> 00:26:18,744 We're not in Idaho anymore. 535 00:26:19,203 --> 00:26:20,997 I think this is Wyoming. 536 00:26:21,622 --> 00:26:22,999 Wait, who are you again? 537 00:26:23,582 --> 00:26:25,418 Garrett "The Garbage Man" Garrison. 538 00:26:25,501 --> 00:26:27,420 Gamer of the Year, 1989. 539 00:26:28,087 --> 00:26:30,089 Whatever. I barely think about it. 540 00:26:30,172 --> 00:26:31,590 [sheep bleating] 541 00:26:31,674 --> 00:26:33,175 What the heck? 542 00:26:33,259 --> 00:26:34,552 [bleating] 543 00:26:34,635 --> 00:26:35,928 [Garrett] Oooh. 544 00:26:36,012 --> 00:26:37,638 If that's what I think it is, 545 00:26:37,722 --> 00:26:39,390 it could be our first quest giver. 546 00:26:39,932 --> 00:26:40,766 [retches] 547 00:26:40,850 --> 00:26:42,184 I'll do the talking. 548 00:26:42,768 --> 00:26:44,437 [Garrett] All right, yeah! 549 00:26:44,520 --> 00:26:46,314 -[Natalie] Henry! -[Dawn] Yeah, Henry! 550 00:26:46,397 --> 00:26:47,648 Come on back here. 551 00:26:47,732 --> 00:26:49,317 [Natalie] What are you doing? 552 00:26:50,568 --> 00:26:51,694 Hmm. 553 00:26:53,154 --> 00:26:54,697 Hmmm… 554 00:26:55,614 --> 00:26:57,074 Huh-huh. 555 00:26:58,617 --> 00:27:00,244 Uh-huh… 556 00:27:04,290 --> 00:27:05,750 [roaring] 557 00:27:05,833 --> 00:27:07,668 [piglins snorting, grunting] 558 00:27:09,128 --> 00:27:10,880 [Malgosha] Listen up, you swine! 559 00:27:10,963 --> 00:27:11,922 [piglin squeals] 560 00:27:12,006 --> 00:27:14,633 [Malgosha] If you can't find more gold, 561 00:27:14,717 --> 00:27:18,179 I'll just send you to the Overworld to zombify. 562 00:27:18,262 --> 00:27:19,513 [leaping grunt] 563 00:27:19,597 --> 00:27:21,265 [piglin babbling quietly] 564 00:27:21,349 --> 00:27:22,350 [Malgosha] You! 565 00:27:23,142 --> 00:27:24,393 What are you making? 566 00:27:25,728 --> 00:27:27,730 Come closer. It's all right. 567 00:27:28,314 --> 00:27:29,857 Come on. I'm not gonna bite you. 568 00:27:30,191 --> 00:27:31,150 [whimpering fearfully] 569 00:27:31,233 --> 00:27:34,195 Oh! How pretty. 570 00:27:34,278 --> 00:27:37,281 But how will that help me find more gold? 571 00:27:37,531 --> 00:27:38,699 [squeaks] 572 00:27:38,783 --> 00:27:39,992 Oops. 573 00:27:40,659 --> 00:27:41,744 Huh? 574 00:27:42,411 --> 00:27:43,245 What? 575 00:27:45,456 --> 00:27:47,833 Well, looky what we have here. 576 00:27:47,917 --> 00:27:49,043 [curious grunts] 577 00:27:49,126 --> 00:27:51,128 [cackling] 578 00:27:54,215 --> 00:27:56,884 Our time has come. 579 00:27:59,095 --> 00:28:01,180 [seething] 580 00:28:04,392 --> 00:28:06,394 [metallic clinking] 581 00:28:06,519 --> 00:28:07,728 [blowing] 582 00:28:07,812 --> 00:28:09,063 [Malgosha] Roundling! 583 00:28:10,106 --> 00:28:11,065 Malgosha! 584 00:28:11,148 --> 00:28:12,983 Was I unclear when I said 585 00:28:13,067 --> 00:28:16,404 no one was to waste time on art or leisure? 586 00:28:17,279 --> 00:28:18,906 -[guard squeaks] -[Steve yelps] 587 00:28:19,490 --> 00:28:22,368 -[gasps] -The Orb has returned. 588 00:28:23,994 --> 00:28:25,162 It can't be. 589 00:28:25,913 --> 00:28:26,747 Dennis? 590 00:28:27,123 --> 00:28:31,710 You stole it from me, and now you will retrieve it. 591 00:28:32,545 --> 00:28:35,005 It would be a privilege, my liege. 592 00:28:35,297 --> 00:28:37,508 We're going to unbind you now. 593 00:28:39,051 --> 00:28:40,761 Don't do anything stupid. 594 00:28:40,845 --> 00:28:42,096 [scoffs] Of course not. 595 00:28:42,179 --> 00:28:43,806 You can trust this little dungeon pup. 596 00:28:43,889 --> 00:28:45,891 Let me just-- Sneak attack-- [gasps] 597 00:28:45,975 --> 00:28:48,477 Go ahead. Strike me down. 598 00:28:48,561 --> 00:28:52,606 My piglins will make a meal of your beautiful wolf. 599 00:28:52,690 --> 00:28:54,275 How do I know you're telling the truth? 600 00:28:54,358 --> 00:28:56,735 There's only one way to find out. 601 00:28:56,819 --> 00:28:59,738 The Orb for your little dog's life. 602 00:28:59,822 --> 00:29:01,991 [piglin guards guffawing] 603 00:29:02,074 --> 00:29:03,284 [tense grunt] 604 00:29:04,660 --> 00:29:06,412 Hah-rr… 605 00:29:07,538 --> 00:29:08,539 Huh. 606 00:29:08,622 --> 00:29:10,416 -[Dennis barks] -Hrr… 607 00:29:11,834 --> 00:29:13,711 -Hm? -[barking] 608 00:29:14,128 --> 00:29:15,463 Mm-hm. 609 00:29:24,763 --> 00:29:25,681 [bleats] 610 00:29:26,307 --> 00:29:28,350 Hola, wise Quest Giver. 611 00:29:29,226 --> 00:29:30,853 We humbly seek gold. 612 00:29:30,936 --> 00:29:33,856 Give us a quest that will lead us to your treasure load. 613 00:29:33,939 --> 00:29:36,025 Garbage Man, I work in the animal field, 614 00:29:36,108 --> 00:29:37,902 and I am telling you, that thing 615 00:29:37,985 --> 00:29:39,695 doesn't understand a word you're saying. 616 00:29:39,778 --> 00:29:41,113 Shh… 617 00:29:41,197 --> 00:29:42,698 -We're talking. -[sheep bleating] 618 00:29:42,781 --> 00:29:44,492 Sorry about that. What were you saying? 619 00:29:44,575 --> 00:29:46,535 Okay. Come on, Henry. We're going home. 620 00:29:51,290 --> 00:29:54,502 [howling] 621 00:29:54,793 --> 00:29:56,295 That feel quick to anyone else? 622 00:29:56,378 --> 00:29:57,505 [bleating] Yeah. 623 00:30:05,804 --> 00:30:06,847 All right, everyone. 624 00:30:07,223 --> 00:30:08,516 -Stay calm. -[panting] 625 00:30:08,599 --> 00:30:09,892 Relaje. 626 00:30:11,018 --> 00:30:12,436 Free Garbage tip. 627 00:30:13,437 --> 00:30:17,608 Fear is just weakness hijacking your body's cockpit. 628 00:30:17,691 --> 00:30:19,485 -[faint rattling] -What in the hell? 629 00:30:19,568 --> 00:30:22,863 And if that happens, you can say vaya con Dios 630 00:30:22,947 --> 00:30:25,491 to your body plane's navigation system. 631 00:30:25,908 --> 00:30:26,700 What? 632 00:30:26,784 --> 00:30:30,120 Yeah, Garbage Man isn't speaking English or español. 633 00:30:30,204 --> 00:30:31,956 [guttural chittering] 634 00:30:32,289 --> 00:30:33,749 [whimpering] What am I doing here? 635 00:30:33,832 --> 00:30:36,001 [skeletons shrieking] 636 00:30:38,963 --> 00:30:40,005 [screaming] 637 00:30:40,089 --> 00:30:41,465 [all shrieking] 638 00:30:41,549 --> 00:30:42,424 [Dawn] Run! 639 00:30:43,634 --> 00:30:44,468 [Henry] Garrett! 640 00:30:44,552 --> 00:30:46,971 I'm sorry! Dead dudes can't win Gamer of the Year! 641 00:30:47,346 --> 00:30:48,806 [yelps, grunts] 642 00:30:49,515 --> 00:30:52,101 [repeatedly grunting] 643 00:30:53,561 --> 00:30:55,104 [defeated moan] 644 00:30:55,187 --> 00:30:57,439 [all screaming] 645 00:31:01,360 --> 00:31:03,028 [yelping] 646 00:31:09,368 --> 00:31:11,704 [skeletons shrieking] 647 00:31:12,788 --> 00:31:14,373 [all continue screaming] 648 00:31:14,873 --> 00:31:16,166 [grunting] 649 00:31:16,875 --> 00:31:18,002 -[gasps] -Henry! 650 00:31:22,590 --> 00:31:23,674 [Henry] Whoa! 651 00:31:32,224 --> 00:31:33,767 [zombies groaning] 652 00:31:33,851 --> 00:31:36,562 -[Natalie] Oh! -Yo! We got a zombie problem! 653 00:31:36,645 --> 00:31:38,022 We need to go right now! 654 00:31:38,314 --> 00:31:39,690 [Natalie] Henry, come on! 655 00:31:40,065 --> 00:31:42,067 [Dawn] It's not a good time to stop. 656 00:31:42,735 --> 00:31:44,153 Henry! Hurry up! 657 00:31:44,236 --> 00:31:45,237 [chuckles] 658 00:31:46,238 --> 00:31:47,615 [Garrett screaming] 659 00:31:47,990 --> 00:31:49,283 [grunting] 660 00:31:54,246 --> 00:31:56,874 -[skeletons clatter menacingly] -[yelling] 661 00:31:59,168 --> 00:32:00,794 [Henry grunting] 662 00:32:00,878 --> 00:32:02,171 How's he doing that? 663 00:32:02,254 --> 00:32:04,048 I don't know, but it might work. 664 00:32:04,715 --> 00:32:06,634 [Natalie] This way! Faster! 665 00:32:06,717 --> 00:32:07,635 [Dawn] You got this. 666 00:32:07,718 --> 00:32:09,303 -Go, Henry! -Don't slow down, boy. 667 00:32:09,386 --> 00:32:11,930 Don't you slow down! You can do this! 668 00:32:12,014 --> 00:32:14,516 [Natalie] Keep going, Henry! Come on, come on! Quickly! 669 00:32:14,600 --> 00:32:16,518 Faster, faster, faster! Come on! 670 00:32:17,561 --> 00:32:19,563 [hissing] 671 00:32:24,818 --> 00:32:27,446 [thudding] 672 00:32:32,076 --> 00:32:35,371 [sinister hissing] 673 00:32:46,757 --> 00:32:48,384 [sparking softly] 674 00:32:48,467 --> 00:32:49,760 [squeaky chirp] 675 00:32:51,428 --> 00:32:54,056 [Garrett inhaling tensely] 676 00:32:55,015 --> 00:32:56,767 -[yelps] -[squeaky chittering] 677 00:32:57,351 --> 00:32:58,811 [booming thuds] 678 00:32:58,894 --> 00:33:00,062 [squeaking] 679 00:33:00,145 --> 00:33:01,814 Oh, my gosh. I'm so sor-- 680 00:33:01,897 --> 00:33:04,316 [shrieks, grunts] 681 00:33:04,400 --> 00:33:05,359 [coughing groan] 682 00:33:05,442 --> 00:33:07,903 -[zombies moaning] -[sheep bleating] 683 00:33:09,571 --> 00:33:11,198 [sheep screaming] 684 00:33:12,783 --> 00:33:14,576 [screaming] Henry! 685 00:33:14,660 --> 00:33:16,787 Help me, please! Henry! 686 00:33:17,162 --> 00:33:19,498 Garrett! Garrett, over here! 687 00:33:23,836 --> 00:33:24,586 [Henry] Garrett! 688 00:33:25,129 --> 00:33:26,130 [Natalie] What are you doing? 689 00:33:26,213 --> 00:33:27,923 They're right behind you! 690 00:33:28,006 --> 00:33:29,842 -Up here! -[Henry] Garrett, over here! 691 00:33:33,345 --> 00:33:35,806 [Dawn] Oh, no! That can't be good! 692 00:33:35,889 --> 00:33:37,433 You idiot. Run! 693 00:33:37,850 --> 00:33:40,811 -[Dawn] Watch out! -[Natalie] Hit it and run! 694 00:33:40,894 --> 00:33:42,855 [shrieking] Open the door! 695 00:33:42,938 --> 00:33:45,107 -[zombies growl] -[all screaming] 696 00:33:46,024 --> 00:33:47,776 Hai! Go away! 697 00:33:48,694 --> 00:33:51,447 -[yelling] -[zombie groans] 698 00:33:51,530 --> 00:33:54,074 [Dawn] Come on! Let's push that booger-looking box-head! 699 00:33:54,158 --> 00:33:56,076 [Henry yelling] 700 00:33:57,911 --> 00:34:00,622 Oh, man. Oh, boy! 701 00:34:01,206 --> 00:34:04,209 Oh! You're movi-- Oh! 702 00:34:04,293 --> 00:34:06,712 Hank! Oh, man. 703 00:34:07,212 --> 00:34:08,755 Oh, man, no! 704 00:34:08,839 --> 00:34:11,507 [high-pitched screaming] 705 00:34:12,259 --> 00:34:14,261 -[muffled yell] -[both grunt] 706 00:34:14,344 --> 00:34:15,554 [Garret groans] 707 00:34:15,637 --> 00:34:18,556 -[Henry grunting] -[zombies growling] 708 00:34:21,518 --> 00:34:23,853 [creeper hissing] 709 00:34:24,938 --> 00:34:26,690 [both yelling] 710 00:34:29,275 --> 00:34:30,985 [screaming] 711 00:34:34,572 --> 00:34:37,242 [all shrieking] 712 00:34:39,453 --> 00:34:41,830 [all crying, whimpering, screaming] 713 00:34:44,208 --> 00:34:45,501 [screaming stops] 714 00:34:45,583 --> 00:34:47,460 [zombie gurgles, groans] 715 00:34:49,505 --> 00:34:51,380 ["Lil Boo Thang" by Paul Russell playing] 716 00:34:51,465 --> 00:34:52,507 [Garrett shrieks] 717 00:34:53,217 --> 00:34:54,551 [Steve yells] 718 00:34:55,385 --> 00:34:57,221 [grunting aggressively] 719 00:34:58,597 --> 00:35:00,808 Whooo! [yells] 720 00:35:00,891 --> 00:35:01,809 [all whimper] 721 00:35:01,892 --> 00:35:03,727 [grunting] 722 00:35:09,525 --> 00:35:11,151 Kyaa! Hyaa! 723 00:35:11,235 --> 00:35:13,153 -[yells] -[gurgling gasp] 724 00:35:13,737 --> 00:35:15,781 Ha-hah! Taste it! 725 00:35:18,200 --> 00:35:19,326 -[arm splats] -[blows] 726 00:35:19,409 --> 00:35:21,787 -[fist rattles] -Skyy-ah! 727 00:35:23,080 --> 00:35:25,040 -Sneak attack! -[both grunt explosively] 728 00:35:25,123 --> 00:35:25,999 [Garrett yelps] 729 00:35:26,917 --> 00:35:29,086 [zombie growls] 730 00:35:29,753 --> 00:35:31,255 Uh-oh… 731 00:35:32,005 --> 00:35:34,132 [zombie flesh sizzling] 732 00:35:35,217 --> 00:35:37,135 -[grunts] -[zombies wailing] 733 00:35:37,219 --> 00:35:38,512 Huh? 734 00:35:38,595 --> 00:35:40,305 [Steve cackles] 735 00:35:40,389 --> 00:35:42,224 [zombies howling] 736 00:35:42,307 --> 00:35:43,934 -Ha-hah! -[song ends] 737 00:35:44,017 --> 00:35:45,269 [Dawn exhales] 738 00:35:45,352 --> 00:35:46,895 Who are you? 739 00:35:47,187 --> 00:35:48,146 I… 740 00:35:48,939 --> 00:35:50,440 …am Steve. 741 00:35:50,524 --> 00:35:52,109 [cow moos in distance] 742 00:35:52,192 --> 00:35:54,778 Who are you people? Where's Dennis? 743 00:35:54,862 --> 00:35:56,989 Dennis? Who's-- We don't know any Dennis. 744 00:35:57,072 --> 00:35:57,990 Then how'd you get that? 745 00:35:58,073 --> 00:36:01,201 Hey. Relaje, muchacho. This is my property. 746 00:36:01,285 --> 00:36:03,245 Do you even know what that is? 747 00:36:03,328 --> 00:36:05,122 It's the Orb of Dominance. 748 00:36:05,205 --> 00:36:06,123 It's a cube. 749 00:36:06,206 --> 00:36:07,791 Okay. [exasperated shout] 750 00:36:07,875 --> 00:36:08,917 You people seriously 751 00:36:09,001 --> 00:36:10,544 have no idea what you're dealing with. 752 00:36:10,627 --> 00:36:12,880 Hand it over and no one gets hurt. 753 00:36:12,963 --> 00:36:13,755 No way! 754 00:36:13,839 --> 00:36:15,424 Okay, we need this thing to get home. 755 00:36:15,507 --> 00:36:18,343 I hate to take a big, fat dumparoo on your plans, 756 00:36:18,427 --> 00:36:19,678 but you can't get home. 757 00:36:19,761 --> 00:36:22,055 W-W-Wait. What do you mean we can't get home? 758 00:36:22,139 --> 00:36:23,891 Not without the Earth Crystal. 759 00:36:23,974 --> 00:36:27,269 You mean that little boxy thing? Garbage Man busted it. 760 00:36:27,352 --> 00:36:28,061 Nuh-uh. 761 00:36:28,395 --> 00:36:30,981 Listen, Henry, why don't you hold this? 762 00:36:31,064 --> 00:36:33,108 You got those good Frodo vibes, kid. 763 00:36:33,191 --> 00:36:34,359 I got Frodo vibes. 764 00:36:34,443 --> 00:36:36,194 Are you implying that we're stuck here? 765 00:36:36,528 --> 00:36:37,237 Yes! 766 00:36:37,321 --> 00:36:38,947 Unless you get the Earth Crystal. 767 00:36:39,031 --> 00:36:40,616 It's your only way home. 768 00:36:40,699 --> 00:36:43,076 There's only one way you could ever replace it, 769 00:36:43,160 --> 00:36:44,328 at the Woodland Mansion, 770 00:36:44,411 --> 00:36:46,622 but going there would get you all killed! 771 00:36:46,705 --> 00:36:48,248 Well, so would staying here. 772 00:36:49,291 --> 00:36:50,500 Fair enough. 773 00:36:50,584 --> 00:36:51,752 Listen, I can get you home, 774 00:36:51,835 --> 00:36:53,545 but then you gotta give me that Orb. 775 00:36:53,629 --> 00:36:55,005 So, what are you gonna do with it? 776 00:36:55,088 --> 00:36:56,757 None of your concern! 777 00:36:57,215 --> 00:37:00,427 So, what do you say? Do we have a deal? 778 00:37:00,510 --> 00:37:01,970 He did just kill, like, 20 zombies. 779 00:37:02,054 --> 00:37:04,556 Pfft! More like 15, but okay. 780 00:37:05,390 --> 00:37:06,850 All right, Steve. 781 00:37:07,601 --> 00:37:08,685 Under two conditions. 782 00:37:08,769 --> 00:37:11,897 One, always address me, because I'm the leader. 783 00:37:12,314 --> 00:37:13,941 Two, if you double-cross us… 784 00:37:14,024 --> 00:37:15,442 [mimics punching noise] 785 00:37:16,026 --> 00:37:19,154 …I will crack your cabeza with my butt cheeks like a walnut. 786 00:37:20,113 --> 00:37:22,032 [sighing] This guy is such a toolbag. 787 00:37:22,449 --> 00:37:23,283 -[Dawn] I'm so sorry. -[grunts] 788 00:37:23,367 --> 00:37:26,036 We just met this man, and he's not the leader. 789 00:37:26,119 --> 00:37:27,663 Hmm! 790 00:37:27,746 --> 00:37:29,539 Well, it looks like Dr. Swollenstein here 791 00:37:29,623 --> 00:37:31,625 just got himself a deal. 792 00:37:31,708 --> 00:37:33,460 [manly grunts] 793 00:37:33,794 --> 00:37:34,753 Ooh. 794 00:37:35,337 --> 00:37:36,922 [menacing grunt] 795 00:37:37,255 --> 00:37:38,590 Oh, my God. 796 00:37:38,674 --> 00:37:39,925 [Steve] All right. 797 00:37:40,008 --> 00:37:41,635 First we need to load up on some gear, 798 00:37:41,718 --> 00:37:43,387 or we're all gonna die. 799 00:37:43,470 --> 00:37:44,805 Let's go to Midport Village. 800 00:37:46,139 --> 00:37:47,933 This guy's lost his mind. 801 00:37:48,016 --> 00:37:49,017 [Steve] Move out! 802 00:37:53,939 --> 00:37:55,524 [horn blaring] 803 00:37:56,984 --> 00:37:59,027 -Harr. -[horn honks] 804 00:38:00,946 --> 00:38:02,447 [horn blowing] 805 00:38:02,948 --> 00:38:04,366 Hurrr… 806 00:38:05,742 --> 00:38:07,160 -Mm-hm! -[horn blares] 807 00:38:07,244 --> 00:38:09,663 [prolonged scream, groan] 808 00:38:10,330 --> 00:38:13,500 -Hrrr… -[Marlene] Oh, no. Not again. 809 00:38:13,583 --> 00:38:15,252 -[groans] -[Marlene] Oh! 810 00:38:15,335 --> 00:38:17,004 I am so sorry. 811 00:38:17,087 --> 00:38:19,297 Oh, my God. Are you all right? Oh, my God. 812 00:38:19,381 --> 00:38:21,717 Oh, my God. Are you all right? 813 00:38:24,261 --> 00:38:26,054 Your head is huge. 814 00:38:26,138 --> 00:38:27,431 Harr… 815 00:38:27,514 --> 00:38:29,641 You're not gonna sue me, are you? 816 00:38:30,058 --> 00:38:31,476 Because everyone wants to sue me 817 00:38:31,560 --> 00:38:33,979 once I hit them with my Jeep Grand Cherokee. 818 00:38:34,062 --> 00:38:36,523 -Hurr. -Oh, my. 819 00:38:36,982 --> 00:38:39,276 How about this? What if I just take you to dinner? 820 00:38:40,152 --> 00:38:41,528 Would you like to go to dinner? 821 00:38:41,611 --> 00:38:42,654 Huh. 822 00:38:50,328 --> 00:38:52,998 [Steve] Here it is. Midport Village. 823 00:38:53,081 --> 00:38:54,833 I got a secret stash of elite loot 824 00:38:54,916 --> 00:38:56,918 that'll help us survive the Woodland Mansion. 825 00:38:57,002 --> 00:38:59,254 Whoa, whoa, whoa, who are these guys? 826 00:38:59,337 --> 00:39:01,339 Oh, these dudes? They're the villagers. 827 00:39:01,715 --> 00:39:04,176 They're total pacifists and vegetarians. 828 00:39:04,259 --> 00:39:06,261 You don't bug them, they won't bug you. 829 00:39:06,344 --> 00:39:09,848 They just like to chill, trade, and eat buttloads of bread. 830 00:39:09,931 --> 00:39:11,433 They love crushing loaf. 831 00:39:11,516 --> 00:39:12,851 So they built all this? 832 00:39:12,934 --> 00:39:14,227 [Steve] Yeah, most of it. 833 00:39:14,311 --> 00:39:17,856 But the good stuff you see, that's all Steve. 834 00:39:19,691 --> 00:39:22,527 Whoa. Is he some kind of king? 835 00:39:22,611 --> 00:39:23,612 [Steve] No. 836 00:39:24,905 --> 00:39:26,448 That's a legend. 837 00:39:26,531 --> 00:39:29,117 Kid, anything you can dream about here, 838 00:39:29,201 --> 00:39:30,452 you can make. 839 00:39:30,535 --> 00:39:33,038 Zero limits. You know what I'm talking about. 840 00:39:33,121 --> 00:39:35,123 -That was your tower, right? -Yeah. 841 00:39:35,457 --> 00:39:37,459 Pretty killer for a first build. 842 00:39:37,542 --> 00:39:39,461 -[metallic growling] -[screams] 843 00:39:40,629 --> 00:39:42,631 Relax. It's just an Iron Golem. 844 00:39:42,714 --> 00:39:44,049 Local security force. 845 00:39:44,758 --> 00:39:46,468 [metallic grunt] 846 00:39:46,551 --> 00:39:48,470 But they're a bunch of big softies! 847 00:39:48,553 --> 00:39:50,388 [metallic scoff] 848 00:39:51,890 --> 00:39:53,809 Unless you start messing with the villagers. 849 00:39:53,892 --> 00:39:54,935 Don't ever do that! 850 00:39:55,352 --> 00:39:56,853 This place makes no sense. 851 00:39:56,937 --> 00:39:58,105 [Steve] Come with me! 852 00:40:00,273 --> 00:40:02,609 [Garrett] Yo, I need protein, like, pronto. 853 00:40:02,692 --> 00:40:04,861 [Steve] I got just the place, buddy. 854 00:40:06,071 --> 00:40:07,989 [chickens squawking] 855 00:40:08,949 --> 00:40:09,825 [Steve] Hello there. 856 00:40:10,367 --> 00:40:11,660 Whoo-hoo! 857 00:40:11,743 --> 00:40:14,538 Oh, dude, I got goose pimples just walking up on it. 858 00:40:15,205 --> 00:40:16,206 You ever wonder what happens 859 00:40:16,289 --> 00:40:18,416 when you mix hot lava and chicken? 860 00:40:18,875 --> 00:40:21,586 I did, and you're about to find out. 861 00:40:21,878 --> 00:40:22,712 [scoffs] 862 00:40:23,213 --> 00:40:24,047 Uh-oh! 863 00:40:27,300 --> 00:40:29,177 -[bell chimes] -[squawks] 864 00:40:30,303 --> 00:40:31,471 -[sizzling] -Mm? 865 00:40:31,555 --> 00:40:32,973 You hear that? 866 00:40:33,056 --> 00:40:34,432 That's the sound of sizzle-een. 867 00:40:34,516 --> 00:40:36,226 -[chuckles] -[Steve] Mm-hm. 868 00:40:36,810 --> 00:40:38,937 -Smell that smell. -[jangly beat playing] 869 00:40:39,020 --> 00:40:40,564 ♪ La-la-la-lava ♪ 870 00:40:40,647 --> 00:40:42,357 ♪ Ch-ch-ch-chicken ♪ 871 00:40:42,440 --> 00:40:45,527 ♪ Steve's Lava Chicken Yeah, it's tasty as hell ♪ 872 00:40:45,610 --> 00:40:48,572 ♪ Ooh, mamacita Now you're ringing the bell ♪ 873 00:40:48,655 --> 00:40:51,658 ♪ Crispy and juicy Now you're having a snack ♪ 874 00:40:51,741 --> 00:40:55,912 ♪ Ooh, super spicy It's a lava attack! ♪ 875 00:40:55,996 --> 00:40:57,205 [bell dings] 876 00:40:57,998 --> 00:40:59,875 [sizzling] 877 00:41:01,459 --> 00:41:02,711 I have a small business too. 878 00:41:02,794 --> 00:41:05,755 But one thing I try to do is not have my jingle suck butt. 879 00:41:07,382 --> 00:41:09,217 -[sizzling] -[yelping] 880 00:41:09,301 --> 00:41:11,136 [snorts, spits] Friggin' loser. 881 00:41:11,219 --> 00:41:13,847 -[gibbers, gasping] -Pass the bird, turkey. 882 00:41:13,930 --> 00:41:16,308 I'm not a little wimp like big Steve here. 883 00:41:16,391 --> 00:41:18,810 I crave heat. And I crave pain. 884 00:41:18,894 --> 00:41:20,270 Garrett, wait! 885 00:41:21,313 --> 00:41:22,147 Hear my words. 886 00:41:22,230 --> 00:41:24,399 That chicken was just cooked in hot lava. 887 00:41:24,482 --> 00:41:25,859 Let it cool down, man. 888 00:41:30,280 --> 00:41:31,656 Mm-hm. 889 00:41:32,324 --> 00:41:34,159 [snorts] 890 00:41:35,076 --> 00:41:36,536 [growls] 891 00:41:37,370 --> 00:41:38,580 Not bad. 892 00:41:40,999 --> 00:41:43,001 [mouth sizzling] 893 00:41:45,212 --> 00:41:46,171 [whimpers] 894 00:41:46,254 --> 00:41:48,965 Garbage Man… you're a big-time idiot. 895 00:41:50,342 --> 00:41:52,886 [piglins grunting, squealing] 896 00:41:52,969 --> 00:41:54,179 [Malgosha] What is it? 897 00:41:54,262 --> 00:41:56,431 -[oinking urgently] -[Malgosha] What? 898 00:41:56,514 --> 00:41:57,933 [angry grunt] 899 00:41:58,016 --> 00:42:01,186 General Chungus! Get over here. 900 00:42:01,519 --> 00:42:03,230 [snarling] 901 00:42:04,481 --> 00:42:06,566 [fearful chattering] 902 00:42:07,525 --> 00:42:10,362 [ferocious roar] 903 00:42:10,445 --> 00:42:11,488 [coughing] 904 00:42:11,571 --> 00:42:14,366 Hey, Malgosha. What's going on? 905 00:42:14,449 --> 00:42:17,827 Your old dungeon buddy, Steve, has betrayed us. 906 00:42:17,911 --> 00:42:19,371 Well, that's a bummer. 907 00:42:19,663 --> 00:42:22,082 The Orb is with four Roundlings. 908 00:42:22,165 --> 00:42:24,292 My spies tell me he has taken them 909 00:42:24,376 --> 00:42:26,294 to his lava chicken shack. 910 00:42:26,378 --> 00:42:29,214 No way. I love that place. 911 00:42:29,297 --> 00:42:31,424 ♪ La-la-la-lava Ch-ch-ch-chicken ♪ 912 00:42:31,675 --> 00:42:32,550 Shut up! 913 00:42:32,634 --> 00:42:35,053 Take your finest warriors, bring me that Orb, 914 00:42:35,136 --> 00:42:36,721 and kill the Roundlings. 915 00:42:36,805 --> 00:42:39,975 So, like, you want me to end his life or whatever? 916 00:42:40,058 --> 00:42:41,309 Are you serious? 917 00:42:41,393 --> 00:42:43,061 What do you think I'm talking about? 918 00:42:43,144 --> 00:42:44,229 Okay. 919 00:42:44,312 --> 00:42:46,856 I was just kinda confused there for a second. 920 00:42:48,066 --> 00:42:50,902 Take this Nether wart so you don't zombify. 921 00:42:51,319 --> 00:42:54,656 Your Majesty, I don't think this is gonna be enough to go around. 922 00:42:54,739 --> 00:42:55,991 Deal with it! 923 00:42:56,074 --> 00:42:57,158 No worries. 924 00:42:58,493 --> 00:43:00,537 All right. Drink up, guys. 925 00:43:00,620 --> 00:43:02,330 You don't wanna zombify up there. 926 00:43:02,414 --> 00:43:04,165 But just tiny sips, okay? 927 00:43:07,210 --> 00:43:08,420 Harr… 928 00:43:08,503 --> 00:43:11,965 Okay, so, how do we find this Woodland Mansion thing? 929 00:43:12,048 --> 00:43:13,842 Over the mountains, into the dark forest, 930 00:43:13,925 --> 00:43:16,094 right beyond the massive red shrooms. 931 00:43:16,428 --> 00:43:19,681 -Massive red shrooms? -Mm-hm. Big old red ones. 932 00:43:20,140 --> 00:43:22,434 We need to find a real map, Steve. 933 00:43:22,517 --> 00:43:25,061 This place is dangerous, and I need to get my brother out of here. 934 00:43:25,145 --> 00:43:27,647 Well, it seems like he's having a pretty good time. 935 00:43:27,731 --> 00:43:30,692 Look, your brother has a gift. You know that, right? 936 00:43:30,775 --> 00:43:32,694 You should let him explore it. 937 00:43:32,777 --> 00:43:35,030 Creativity in this world is key to survival. 938 00:43:35,113 --> 00:43:36,614 Okay, well, in the real world, 939 00:43:36,698 --> 00:43:38,575 things are a little bit different. 940 00:43:38,658 --> 00:43:40,952 Creative kids get picked last for gym, 941 00:43:41,036 --> 00:43:42,287 they sit at the bummer lunch table 942 00:43:42,370 --> 00:43:43,747 and they get bullied. 943 00:43:43,830 --> 00:43:45,332 [chuckles] Don't I know it. 944 00:43:45,415 --> 00:43:47,500 Do you even realize what he did back home? 945 00:43:47,584 --> 00:43:49,502 He blew up Chuggy The Chip! 946 00:43:49,586 --> 00:43:51,629 Well, maybe I belong in this world. 947 00:43:52,589 --> 00:43:53,965 Henry, that's not what I meant. 948 00:43:54,466 --> 00:43:56,801 That's not what I was saying at all. 949 00:43:56,885 --> 00:43:58,053 [sighs] 950 00:43:58,136 --> 00:43:59,596 [Garrett] Just so you know, 951 00:44:00,347 --> 00:44:02,640 I'm more of a sister to Hank than you'll ever be. 952 00:44:04,434 --> 00:44:05,268 Yeah. 953 00:44:06,686 --> 00:44:07,520 [sighs] 954 00:44:07,604 --> 00:44:09,356 Spin kick. [groans] 955 00:44:10,273 --> 00:44:12,650 -You okay? -Fine. 956 00:44:13,610 --> 00:44:14,944 Look, I found one of these 957 00:44:15,028 --> 00:44:17,113 big-headed-looking dudes that sells maps. 958 00:44:17,197 --> 00:44:18,865 Looks legit. Come on. 959 00:44:21,451 --> 00:44:23,620 [Steve] Welcome to the stash. 960 00:44:24,162 --> 00:44:25,121 TNT. 961 00:44:25,205 --> 00:44:28,291 Firework rockets. Also good for propulsion. 962 00:44:28,375 --> 00:44:29,834 Boots of Swiftness. 963 00:44:29,918 --> 00:44:31,378 Diamond armor, full set. 964 00:44:32,337 --> 00:44:33,713 And blades for days. 965 00:44:34,297 --> 00:44:36,883 Everything we'll need to make it to Woodland Mansion. 966 00:44:37,467 --> 00:44:38,593 Whoa. 967 00:44:41,596 --> 00:44:43,264 Bogus layout, bro. 968 00:44:44,182 --> 00:44:45,725 Look but don't touch. 969 00:44:45,809 --> 00:44:48,186 Those are some of my favorite treasures. 970 00:44:52,440 --> 00:44:53,274 Hrr. 971 00:44:55,151 --> 00:44:56,945 [hinges creaking] 972 00:44:58,863 --> 00:45:00,240 What's this junk? 973 00:45:00,323 --> 00:45:02,158 That is an Ender Pearl. 974 00:45:02,492 --> 00:45:04,160 Teleports you to wherever you throw it. 975 00:45:05,370 --> 00:45:07,288 -Yeah, right. -No! 976 00:45:07,539 --> 00:45:09,290 [yells, gasping] 977 00:45:09,916 --> 00:45:10,875 Oh, God. 978 00:45:10,959 --> 00:45:11,918 What the… 979 00:45:12,001 --> 00:45:14,254 And that was the only one I had. 980 00:45:14,337 --> 00:45:15,338 No biggie. 981 00:45:15,422 --> 00:45:18,049 Almost died fighting an Enderman for it. 982 00:45:18,383 --> 00:45:19,676 Come with me. 983 00:45:25,723 --> 00:45:28,059 This is a crafting table. 984 00:45:28,143 --> 00:45:29,227 Here's how it works. 985 00:45:29,310 --> 00:45:32,355 You place these elements in different patterns, 986 00:45:32,439 --> 00:45:34,315 and kaboom! 987 00:45:36,609 --> 00:45:38,945 You got yourself a sweet blade. 988 00:45:39,779 --> 00:45:41,531 [metallic ringing] 989 00:45:41,614 --> 00:45:42,782 [Garrett] You wanna see a blade? 990 00:45:43,992 --> 00:45:45,702 I'll show you a blade. 991 00:45:46,661 --> 00:45:48,455 -Yeah! -[objects clattering] 992 00:45:50,915 --> 00:45:51,916 Hammer. 993 00:45:53,126 --> 00:45:54,210 Kadoosh! 994 00:45:54,294 --> 00:45:55,587 Ahh… 995 00:45:55,670 --> 00:45:56,588 [wheezing cough] 996 00:45:56,880 --> 00:45:59,340 That's okay, bud. Buckets are useful here. 997 00:46:00,091 --> 00:46:02,427 Yeah. They're cool, Garrett. They're like nunchucks. 998 00:46:02,510 --> 00:46:05,388 Yeah, I know. That's why I made them. 999 00:46:06,139 --> 00:46:07,098 They're… 1000 00:46:08,016 --> 00:46:09,184 Buck-Chuckets. 1001 00:46:09,476 --> 00:46:11,019 Uh… they're what? 1002 00:46:14,230 --> 00:46:15,231 Hey, can I try something else? 1003 00:46:15,315 --> 00:46:17,025 Abso-rootin'-tootly. 1004 00:46:21,905 --> 00:46:23,281 Bro, you had Tots the whole time? 1005 00:46:23,364 --> 00:46:24,157 Yeah. Sorry. 1006 00:46:26,910 --> 00:46:28,578 [Steve] Ohh! 1007 00:46:29,370 --> 00:46:30,455 It's a Tot Launcher. 1008 00:46:30,830 --> 00:46:33,333 Dude, you just took boring junk from the real world 1009 00:46:33,416 --> 00:46:35,043 to create something amazing. 1010 00:46:35,126 --> 00:46:36,461 That is next-level. 1011 00:46:36,544 --> 00:46:37,420 [Garrett] Hank? 1012 00:46:37,504 --> 00:46:39,047 Can I play with your Tot Launcher when you're done? 1013 00:46:39,422 --> 00:46:40,924 -Yeah. -Sweet. 1014 00:46:41,007 --> 00:46:43,510 Hey, Steve. Can I talk to you for a second? 1015 00:46:43,801 --> 00:46:45,053 Sure thing. 1016 00:46:46,054 --> 00:46:48,223 [launcher powers up] 1017 00:46:49,766 --> 00:46:51,226 [axe clanging] 1018 00:46:52,435 --> 00:46:53,603 What's up? 1019 00:46:53,686 --> 00:46:55,647 You know that note you left with the Orb? 1020 00:46:55,730 --> 00:46:57,023 The one about the riches? 1021 00:46:57,690 --> 00:46:58,399 I read it. 1022 00:46:58,691 --> 00:47:00,610 Yeah. There's riches everywhere. 1023 00:47:00,693 --> 00:47:03,321 I keep a fat stash of diamonds at the Redstone Mines. 1024 00:47:03,404 --> 00:47:04,447 So this treasure load, 1025 00:47:04,531 --> 00:47:06,491 is it on the way to this Mansion place? 1026 00:47:06,574 --> 00:47:08,451 Not really. It's a major detour. 1027 00:47:08,535 --> 00:47:10,495 Plus, the mines can be perilous. 1028 00:47:10,578 --> 00:47:12,247 Let me keep it simple for you, Steve. 1029 00:47:14,832 --> 00:47:17,335 No diamonds, no Orb. 1030 00:47:18,878 --> 00:47:20,088 You smell what I'm steppin' in? 1031 00:47:22,590 --> 00:47:23,967 Hurr… 1032 00:47:26,135 --> 00:47:27,303 Good day. 1033 00:47:27,387 --> 00:47:28,555 Huh… 1034 00:47:29,389 --> 00:47:33,309 We need a map to the Woodland Mansion. 1035 00:47:33,393 --> 00:47:34,727 Uhhrr-uhr? 1036 00:47:34,811 --> 00:47:36,104 [clears throat] We just need a map. 1037 00:47:36,187 --> 00:47:37,522 [distant growling] 1038 00:47:37,605 --> 00:47:38,940 Uh-oh. 1039 00:47:39,983 --> 00:47:41,693 -Nat? -Dawn? 1040 00:47:41,776 --> 00:47:42,986 Something's going down. 1041 00:47:44,696 --> 00:47:46,948 [piglins vocalizing] 1042 00:47:52,412 --> 00:47:54,205 [surprised gurgle] 1043 00:47:54,289 --> 00:47:56,332 [piglins thundering] 1044 00:48:01,671 --> 00:48:03,047 Huh. 1045 00:48:05,133 --> 00:48:06,259 [Chungus] All right, guys, 1046 00:48:06,342 --> 00:48:08,761 just start trashing their produce. 1047 00:48:08,845 --> 00:48:10,430 Villagers hate that. 1048 00:48:12,807 --> 00:48:15,018 -[footsteps thudding] -[piglins howling] 1049 00:48:15,351 --> 00:48:17,562 [all shouting, wailing] 1050 00:48:21,566 --> 00:48:23,943 [all roaring] 1051 00:48:25,945 --> 00:48:27,447 [guttural roar] 1052 00:48:28,364 --> 00:48:29,490 [both gasp] 1053 00:48:29,574 --> 00:48:30,742 [shocked yelp] 1054 00:48:31,409 --> 00:48:32,368 [screaming] 1055 00:48:34,037 --> 00:48:35,204 [both yell] 1056 00:48:39,167 --> 00:48:40,084 Who are these guys? 1057 00:48:40,168 --> 00:48:42,503 Piglins. They must be after the Orb. 1058 00:48:43,421 --> 00:48:44,672 [all grunting] 1059 00:48:45,048 --> 00:48:48,426 Hey, Steve. What's going on, dude? 1060 00:48:48,760 --> 00:48:50,970 Crap! Chungus. 1061 00:48:51,054 --> 00:48:54,974 I'm really sorry, but I have to un-alive you and stuff. 1062 00:48:55,058 --> 00:48:56,142 [yells sharply] 1063 00:48:56,225 --> 00:48:57,810 Malgosha double-crossed me. 1064 00:48:58,645 --> 00:49:00,521 We just need that Orb thingy. 1065 00:49:00,605 --> 00:49:01,564 You know this guy? 1066 00:49:01,648 --> 00:49:04,108 Yeah, we used to get into some dungeon stuff. 1067 00:49:04,192 --> 00:49:06,069 He seems nice, but he's a killer! 1068 00:49:06,152 --> 00:49:08,571 Wow, you look good, Bro-Hammer. 1069 00:49:08,655 --> 00:49:09,822 You lose some weight? 1070 00:49:09,906 --> 00:49:11,783 Stand back, boys. 1071 00:49:11,866 --> 00:49:13,242 This pig is mine. 1072 00:49:13,326 --> 00:49:14,285 No. 1073 00:49:15,286 --> 00:49:17,830 I'm tired of you getting all the glory. 1074 00:49:18,456 --> 00:49:19,749 This pig is mine. 1075 00:49:22,752 --> 00:49:23,670 [curious grunt] 1076 00:49:25,296 --> 00:49:26,756 [bucket clangs] 1077 00:49:28,800 --> 00:49:29,550 Steve! 1078 00:49:32,303 --> 00:49:34,472 [groans, grunts] 1079 00:49:34,555 --> 00:49:35,848 [yelling] 1080 00:49:36,265 --> 00:49:37,767 [shrieks] 1081 00:49:38,893 --> 00:49:39,936 [tot launcher powers up] 1082 00:49:45,858 --> 00:49:46,984 -We have to get to Henry. -Yeah. 1083 00:49:47,068 --> 00:49:48,277 Do you think we could take these guys? 1084 00:49:48,361 --> 00:49:49,195 [both shriek] 1085 00:49:52,657 --> 00:49:53,908 [heavy grunts] 1086 00:49:57,578 --> 00:49:58,913 [Natalie] Come on, let's do this! 1087 00:49:58,996 --> 00:50:00,123 [Dawn] Yeah, we got this! 1088 00:50:00,206 --> 00:50:02,041 ["Zero to Hero" by Benee playing] 1089 00:50:02,125 --> 00:50:03,543 [grunts] 1090 00:50:04,836 --> 00:50:06,838 [belly rumbling] 1091 00:50:07,296 --> 00:50:08,881 [Natalie grunts] 1092 00:50:16,013 --> 00:50:17,265 [Dawn yelps] 1093 00:50:24,355 --> 00:50:26,065 [groans] 1094 00:50:29,569 --> 00:50:30,653 Hai! 1095 00:50:32,488 --> 00:50:33,865 Nice moves, bro. 1096 00:50:36,242 --> 00:50:37,952 -[attacking shriek] -[Chungus] Sorry. 1097 00:50:38,035 --> 00:50:39,537 [Garrett grunts, groans] 1098 00:50:40,288 --> 00:50:42,331 [Natalie yelling] 1099 00:50:44,083 --> 00:50:44,917 [Dawn] Yes! 1100 00:50:46,711 --> 00:50:48,504 [screams] 1101 00:50:50,089 --> 00:50:52,675 [groaning] 1102 00:50:52,759 --> 00:50:54,427 [Chungus] The party's over, bud. 1103 00:50:54,510 --> 00:50:56,220 Just give me the Orb. 1104 00:50:56,304 --> 00:50:58,222 Let me tell you something. Let me tell you something! 1105 00:50:58,598 --> 00:50:59,390 What? 1106 00:50:59,891 --> 00:51:01,893 [Chungus] Whoa! 1107 00:51:01,976 --> 00:51:02,769 Thanks, big guy. 1108 00:51:03,186 --> 00:51:03,978 Ninja roll! 1109 00:51:04,061 --> 00:51:06,022 [pained groan] What happened? 1110 00:51:06,397 --> 00:51:08,191 I just saved your butt, that's what happened. 1111 00:51:08,274 --> 00:51:09,192 You can thank me later. 1112 00:51:09,567 --> 00:51:11,652 We gotta get to the rampart. Follow me! 1113 00:51:15,114 --> 00:51:16,991 [villagers shouting] 1114 00:51:17,074 --> 00:51:19,285 [panting] 1115 00:51:19,368 --> 00:51:21,996 [slow motion] Henry! 1116 00:51:23,998 --> 00:51:25,416 Nat, we have to go now. 1117 00:51:25,500 --> 00:51:27,502 Dawn, I cannot leave him. He's my entire family. 1118 00:51:27,585 --> 00:51:28,836 He needs you alive, okay? 1119 00:51:28,920 --> 00:51:30,421 We'll meet him back at the Woodland Mansion. 1120 00:51:30,505 --> 00:51:32,507 We gotta go find the map guy! Come on! 1121 00:51:33,508 --> 00:51:34,717 [Steve] Follow me! 1122 00:51:34,801 --> 00:51:36,928 -Garrett, what about Natalie? -We'll meet her at the Mansion. 1123 00:51:37,011 --> 00:51:38,638 [piglins growling] 1124 00:51:39,347 --> 00:51:40,598 [Steve] Come on, run! 1125 00:51:41,766 --> 00:51:44,268 [all panting, gasping] 1126 00:51:47,522 --> 00:51:48,773 -Whoa! -[Henry] Whoa. 1127 00:51:49,816 --> 00:51:51,025 [Garrett] Oh, great. Now what? 1128 00:51:51,108 --> 00:51:52,026 -Fr-r-rah! -[metallic clang] 1129 00:51:52,401 --> 00:51:53,736 Elytra Wingsuits! 1130 00:51:54,028 --> 00:51:56,197 -Ska-tah! Ska-tah! -[Garret grunts] 1131 00:51:56,656 --> 00:51:57,365 Whoa! 1132 00:51:57,448 --> 00:51:58,658 Head for those mountains. 1133 00:51:58,741 --> 00:51:59,992 I thought we're going to the Woodland Mansion. 1134 00:52:00,076 --> 00:52:01,035 Hank, don't talk back to your elders. 1135 00:52:01,118 --> 00:52:02,370 -But-- -Buh-bye. 1136 00:52:02,453 --> 00:52:05,540 [screaming] 1137 00:52:08,167 --> 00:52:09,252 Those things work, right? 1138 00:52:09,335 --> 00:52:10,127 Absolutely. 1139 00:52:10,211 --> 00:52:13,005 [screaming] 1140 00:52:14,298 --> 00:52:15,591 [exclaims] 1141 00:52:15,675 --> 00:52:17,510 Whoo-hoo! 1142 00:52:17,593 --> 00:52:19,929 Check it out. I'm flying! 1143 00:52:20,012 --> 00:52:21,556 Yeah! 1144 00:52:21,639 --> 00:52:22,682 [laughs] 1145 00:52:25,101 --> 00:52:26,894 -[gasps] -Buenos días. 1146 00:52:26,978 --> 00:52:28,229 Which means, "See you later." 1147 00:52:28,312 --> 00:52:31,190 [screaming] 1148 00:52:31,983 --> 00:52:34,443 No! I thought I grabbed three! 1149 00:52:34,527 --> 00:52:37,989 Wait for me! 1150 00:52:38,072 --> 00:52:39,073 Coming in hot! 1151 00:52:42,201 --> 00:52:45,246 ["Private Idaho" by The B-52's playing] 1152 00:52:48,249 --> 00:52:49,375 [Steve cackles] 1153 00:52:49,458 --> 00:52:51,377 [Garrett] No! No way, dude! 1154 00:52:51,961 --> 00:52:53,212 Let go of my hair! 1155 00:52:53,296 --> 00:52:55,548 Just relax. Let my hips guide you. 1156 00:52:55,631 --> 00:52:57,008 It's the only way. 1157 00:52:57,091 --> 00:52:59,302 What? [sobbing] 1158 00:52:59,385 --> 00:53:01,429 [piglins screeching] 1159 00:53:06,517 --> 00:53:09,353 Hank! We'll have a better chance if we split up! 1160 00:53:09,645 --> 00:53:11,272 -What? -Ki-yai! 1161 00:53:12,189 --> 00:53:14,191 [Henry screaming] 1162 00:53:17,904 --> 00:53:20,114 [all squealing] 1163 00:53:25,286 --> 00:53:27,955 [yelling] Get off me! 1164 00:53:29,081 --> 00:53:30,374 Get off me! 1165 00:53:33,586 --> 00:53:35,588 [Henry screaming] 1166 00:53:39,425 --> 00:53:40,843 [Steve] Yee-hah! 1167 00:53:40,927 --> 00:53:42,428 [screeching] 1168 00:53:45,973 --> 00:53:47,224 Yeah! 1169 00:53:47,308 --> 00:53:50,227 Hoo-hoo! [laughing] 1170 00:53:50,770 --> 00:53:52,521 [all yelling] 1171 00:53:55,066 --> 00:53:57,193 We got hog riders at our three o'clock! 1172 00:53:58,903 --> 00:54:00,613 [grunting] 1173 00:54:00,696 --> 00:54:02,073 [Garrett] I got you, buddy! 1174 00:54:07,286 --> 00:54:09,205 -They got us boxed in! -[Garrett wailing] 1175 00:54:09,288 --> 00:54:10,831 Head for the tunnel! 1176 00:54:10,915 --> 00:54:13,292 [Garrett] We're not gonna fit! We're too chunky! 1177 00:54:13,376 --> 00:54:14,961 We're gonna have to go nose-to-toes. 1178 00:54:15,044 --> 00:54:16,253 Full man sandwich. 1179 00:54:16,337 --> 00:54:18,130 What? No. I'm not gonna do that! 1180 00:54:18,214 --> 00:54:21,092 I'm ordering you to make a full man sandwich! 1181 00:54:21,175 --> 00:54:22,051 Okay! 1182 00:54:23,094 --> 00:54:25,221 [both yelling] 1183 00:54:25,304 --> 00:54:27,264 [babbling, yelling] 1184 00:54:27,598 --> 00:54:28,683 [Garrett whoops] 1185 00:54:29,684 --> 00:54:32,269 Yeah! [whooping] 1186 00:54:32,353 --> 00:54:34,397 [Steve] Dang it! A lava bucket! 1187 00:54:34,480 --> 00:54:37,274 -Okay. Tighten up! -What? 1188 00:54:37,358 --> 00:54:39,276 There's still some negative space back there! 1189 00:54:39,360 --> 00:54:40,277 We both know it! 1190 00:54:40,361 --> 00:54:42,154 I'm trying to close the gaps! 1191 00:54:42,238 --> 00:54:44,281 Okay, now get ready. 1192 00:54:44,782 --> 00:54:46,617 I'm gonna squeeze for your safety. 1193 00:54:46,701 --> 00:54:48,327 I understand. [yells] 1194 00:54:48,411 --> 00:54:49,954 -Whoo-hoo! -[roaring] 1195 00:54:53,332 --> 00:54:55,793 Yeah! [laughing] 1196 00:54:56,419 --> 00:54:57,962 Yeah! 1197 00:54:58,045 --> 00:54:59,672 Whoo-hoo! 1198 00:55:02,925 --> 00:55:04,552 [piglins squealing] 1199 00:55:05,386 --> 00:55:06,721 [yelling] 1200 00:55:08,597 --> 00:55:09,765 Get off me! 1201 00:55:10,266 --> 00:55:11,559 [piglin squeals] 1202 00:55:11,642 --> 00:55:13,227 [belching] 1203 00:55:14,520 --> 00:55:16,605 [Henry yelling] 1204 00:55:19,066 --> 00:55:20,109 Henry! 1205 00:55:22,862 --> 00:55:24,113 [Garrett] Oh, crap. 1206 00:55:24,196 --> 00:55:26,741 [all yelling] 1207 00:55:27,116 --> 00:55:28,284 [grunts] 1208 00:55:30,369 --> 00:55:31,454 [sneezes] 1209 00:55:33,247 --> 00:55:35,374 [all yelling] 1210 00:55:35,458 --> 00:55:36,292 Don't worry! 1211 00:55:36,375 --> 00:55:38,711 I'm gonna cushion our fall with this water bucket. 1212 00:55:39,378 --> 00:55:40,546 Release! 1213 00:55:43,174 --> 00:55:46,135 [all exclaiming] 1214 00:55:50,848 --> 00:55:52,808 You can really fight, Nat. You were kicking butt. 1215 00:55:52,892 --> 00:55:54,727 Thanks! I have no idea where it came from. 1216 00:55:55,102 --> 00:55:56,062 There he is! 1217 00:55:56,145 --> 00:55:58,022 Hey! Get back here! We need a map! 1218 00:55:58,105 --> 00:55:59,315 First, we need a boat. 1219 00:55:59,398 --> 00:56:00,691 Okay, okay, uh… 1220 00:56:00,775 --> 00:56:03,944 Okay, hurry. The map guy's floating away! 1221 00:56:04,028 --> 00:56:06,322 [Natalie grunting] 1222 00:56:07,865 --> 00:56:08,783 Boat magic! 1223 00:56:12,078 --> 00:56:13,329 Hah-haah! 1224 00:56:13,662 --> 00:56:15,790 Nat, that's the worst boat I've ever seen. 1225 00:56:15,873 --> 00:56:17,500 I'm sorry. I have no idea what I'm doing. 1226 00:56:17,583 --> 00:56:18,918 Forget it. Let's go, come on! 1227 00:56:19,627 --> 00:56:22,338 ["Could This Be Love?" by Bret McKenzie playing] 1228 00:56:22,421 --> 00:56:24,423 [Marlene laughing] 1229 00:56:27,343 --> 00:56:29,845 Oh. Oh… 1230 00:56:30,930 --> 00:56:31,889 Hrrr. 1231 00:56:32,848 --> 00:56:34,850 [laughing] 1232 00:56:37,645 --> 00:56:38,771 No, thank you. 1233 00:56:39,063 --> 00:56:40,064 Of course. 1234 00:56:42,358 --> 00:56:46,445 You know, I gotta tell you, I'm having a great time. 1235 00:56:46,529 --> 00:56:47,321 Huh. 1236 00:56:47,404 --> 00:56:49,406 I, uh… I recently got divorced 1237 00:56:49,490 --> 00:56:51,951 from my husband, Clemente, and… 1238 00:56:52,827 --> 00:56:55,788 and the main reason is, you know, he… 1239 00:56:56,163 --> 00:56:58,499 didn't have any personality, you know? 1240 00:56:58,582 --> 00:57:00,626 I mean, not like you. 1241 00:57:00,709 --> 00:57:02,044 Uh-huhh… 1242 00:57:02,711 --> 00:57:04,713 [laughs, shudders] 1243 00:57:08,467 --> 00:57:09,969 [Garrett] You got some talking to do, buddy. 1244 00:57:10,052 --> 00:57:11,178 Hank and I want some answers. 1245 00:57:11,595 --> 00:57:12,721 Like how are we gonna stop those pigs? 1246 00:57:12,805 --> 00:57:14,306 And why does my beard smell like gorgonzola? 1247 00:57:14,390 --> 00:57:15,432 Yeah, and who's that evil sorceress 1248 00:57:15,516 --> 00:57:17,143 -you were talking about? -Look! 1249 00:57:17,810 --> 00:57:20,354 The sorceress is a piglin queen called Malgosha. 1250 00:57:20,437 --> 00:57:21,772 Those are her minions. 1251 00:57:21,856 --> 00:57:22,857 She rules over them 1252 00:57:22,940 --> 00:57:24,942 in a dark hellscape called the Nether. 1253 00:57:25,568 --> 00:57:27,403 And I always keep a chunk of gorgonzola 1254 00:57:27,486 --> 00:57:29,280 in my front pocket, okay? 1255 00:57:30,156 --> 00:57:31,115 Listen! 1256 00:57:32,074 --> 00:57:33,784 Malgosha's path to darkness 1257 00:57:33,868 --> 00:57:35,703 started the way these things often do… 1258 00:57:36,245 --> 00:57:40,040 during the semi-finals of The Nether's Got Talent. 1259 00:57:40,124 --> 00:57:41,917 [dance music playing] 1260 00:57:43,961 --> 00:57:47,965 Young Malgosha always dreamed of being a world-class dancer. 1261 00:57:48,048 --> 00:57:49,508 [Malgosha grunting] 1262 00:57:49,592 --> 00:57:52,052 Her moves were pretty out there. 1263 00:57:52,136 --> 00:57:54,430 No one in the Nether was ready for it. 1264 00:57:54,513 --> 00:57:57,933 [all guffawing] 1265 00:57:58,017 --> 00:57:59,643 [Steve] It crushed her. 1266 00:58:01,020 --> 00:58:03,731 What'd I tell you about all that dancing? 1267 00:58:03,814 --> 00:58:05,608 It's time for you to grow up. 1268 00:58:05,691 --> 00:58:08,360 I'm tired of you chasing your dreams. 1269 00:58:08,444 --> 00:58:11,405 Now, take this axe and go find some gold. 1270 00:58:11,488 --> 00:58:14,116 That was such embarrassing dancing! 1271 00:58:14,200 --> 00:58:15,618 [Steve] So, from that day forward, 1272 00:58:15,701 --> 00:58:18,454 she denounced all forms of creativity. 1273 00:58:19,288 --> 00:58:23,167 If she ever gets that Orb, she'll black out the sun. 1274 00:58:23,250 --> 00:58:25,002 Nether wart will flourish. 1275 00:58:25,085 --> 00:58:26,545 This beautiful world and everything in it 1276 00:58:26,629 --> 00:58:27,755 will wither and die. 1277 00:58:27,838 --> 00:58:29,423 And you were gonna give it to her? 1278 00:58:29,506 --> 00:58:30,507 Great idea! 1279 00:58:30,799 --> 00:58:32,468 I'm not gonna give it to her. 1280 00:58:32,551 --> 00:58:34,720 But I need that Orb for leverage. 1281 00:58:34,803 --> 00:58:36,805 I gotta save Dennis. 1282 00:58:36,889 --> 00:58:37,973 Come. 1283 00:58:38,057 --> 00:58:40,142 [animals lowing and bleating] 1284 00:58:40,226 --> 00:58:43,312 The Woodland Mansion is just beyond the Redstone Mountains. 1285 00:58:43,771 --> 00:58:46,065 We can go over or through. 1286 00:58:46,732 --> 00:58:47,858 Whatever's fastest. 1287 00:58:49,818 --> 00:58:51,362 Through will be faster. 1288 00:58:52,404 --> 00:58:54,740 [piglins grunting, snorting] 1289 00:58:58,244 --> 00:58:59,662 General Chungus, 1290 00:58:59,745 --> 00:59:02,498 you have failed me for the last time. 1291 00:59:02,581 --> 00:59:04,333 Yeah, I'm really sorry about that. 1292 00:59:04,416 --> 00:59:07,211 [growls] Bring out the beast! 1293 00:59:07,294 --> 00:59:09,630 -[piglin grunting] -What? 1294 00:59:09,713 --> 00:59:11,966 What do you mean you just have to put the brain in? 1295 00:59:12,049 --> 00:59:14,468 Well, yes, it's a big deal. Get it done! 1296 00:59:14,551 --> 00:59:17,554 Look, everybody knows it wasn't my best day. 1297 00:59:17,638 --> 00:59:19,890 But I'm really trying to set some new goals, and-- 1298 00:59:19,974 --> 00:59:21,892 [hog howling] 1299 00:59:24,645 --> 00:59:27,022 [Malgosha cackles] 1300 00:59:27,523 --> 00:59:30,567 [roaring] 1301 00:59:30,651 --> 00:59:32,695 The Great Hog. 1302 00:59:32,778 --> 00:59:34,613 My ultimate weapon. 1303 00:59:38,617 --> 00:59:40,286 There he is! 1304 00:59:42,746 --> 00:59:44,248 Kill him! 1305 00:59:44,331 --> 00:59:47,501 Wait, does this mean you're firing me? 1306 00:59:48,127 --> 00:59:50,296 -[sizzling] -[Malgosha laughs] 1307 00:59:50,379 --> 00:59:51,880 Well done. 1308 00:59:51,964 --> 00:59:55,551 Now, find the Roundlings and bring me the Orb! 1309 00:59:55,634 --> 00:59:57,261 [guttural howl] 1310 00:59:58,095 --> 00:59:59,471 [wolf howls] 1311 00:59:59,555 --> 01:00:01,348 [Natalie] We are so lost. 1312 01:00:01,432 --> 01:00:03,392 [grunts loudly] 1313 01:00:03,475 --> 01:00:05,728 -[grunts] -[groaning] 1314 01:00:08,605 --> 01:00:11,483 My one job was to protect Henry, and I blew it. 1315 01:00:11,567 --> 01:00:12,901 [zombie moans] 1316 01:00:12,985 --> 01:00:16,405 I just promised my mom I'd never let anything happen to him. 1317 01:00:16,488 --> 01:00:19,575 I guess I'm just not cut out for this parenting stuff. 1318 01:00:22,953 --> 01:00:25,622 [sighing] I just wish I could have been a kid 1319 01:00:25,706 --> 01:00:27,583 for a little bit longer, you know? 1320 01:00:28,250 --> 01:00:30,377 Just to have that feeling like I could have done anything. 1321 01:00:30,461 --> 01:00:31,420 I hear you. 1322 01:00:31,503 --> 01:00:33,756 Being a grown-up sucks. [grunts] 1323 01:00:34,131 --> 01:00:35,924 You got all these responsibilities, 1324 01:00:36,008 --> 01:00:37,801 and you just stop chasing your dreams. 1325 01:00:37,885 --> 01:00:40,262 [both grunting] 1326 01:00:40,346 --> 01:00:42,639 You think I like having 15 hustles? 1327 01:00:42,723 --> 01:00:45,517 [wolf growling] 1328 01:00:47,144 --> 01:00:48,479 [Dawn gasps] 1329 01:00:49,897 --> 01:00:51,148 [snarling] 1330 01:00:51,231 --> 01:00:52,566 [Natalie yells] 1331 01:00:52,649 --> 01:00:54,234 Wait, wait, wait. Hold up, hold up. 1332 01:00:55,152 --> 01:00:56,612 Let's just calm down. 1333 01:00:57,738 --> 01:01:00,199 I think this one just needs some TLC. 1334 01:01:01,533 --> 01:01:03,827 Yeah? You like bones? 1335 01:01:04,536 --> 01:01:08,624 Oh, I bet you like bones. Yes, you do. Yes, you do. 1336 01:01:08,707 --> 01:01:11,794 [gasps, laughs] 1337 01:01:11,877 --> 01:01:14,171 Aren't you a beautiful one? 1338 01:01:14,254 --> 01:01:16,799 -Yes you are! Yes you are! -[panting] 1339 01:01:17,925 --> 01:01:19,843 I cannot believe you just did that. 1340 01:01:20,761 --> 01:01:21,887 [Dawn] Wait. 1341 01:01:21,970 --> 01:01:23,138 [Dennis whining] 1342 01:01:23,889 --> 01:01:24,973 Dennis? 1343 01:01:25,516 --> 01:01:27,810 -Steve's Dennis? -[barks] 1344 01:01:27,893 --> 01:01:29,603 Well, can you take us to him? 1345 01:01:29,686 --> 01:01:31,146 [barking] 1346 01:01:31,230 --> 01:01:33,565 -[whimpers] -[Dawn, laughs] Oh! 1347 01:01:33,649 --> 01:01:36,527 Nat, I think this might be our way to the Woodland Mansion. 1348 01:01:36,610 --> 01:01:38,445 [Dawn shrieks] 1349 01:01:38,529 --> 01:01:40,114 Let's follow that pooch! 1350 01:01:42,741 --> 01:01:45,577 Son of a biscuit, we found it. 1351 01:01:45,661 --> 01:01:47,246 [hooting laughter] 1352 01:01:47,329 --> 01:01:49,415 Looky, looky here. 1353 01:01:49,498 --> 01:01:51,792 Welcome to the Redstone Mines. 1354 01:01:53,210 --> 01:01:55,879 You see that glowy stuff? That's redstone. 1355 01:01:56,171 --> 01:01:57,756 Conducts energy. 1356 01:01:57,840 --> 01:01:59,925 You can build some crazy contraptions with it. 1357 01:02:01,927 --> 01:02:04,054 I thought you said this was a diamond mine. 1358 01:02:04,138 --> 01:02:07,975 Easy, big dog. They're here, but be careful. 1359 01:02:08,058 --> 01:02:10,644 I set some booby traps a long time ago. 1360 01:02:10,727 --> 01:02:13,397 But I can't for the life of me remember where they are-- 1361 01:02:13,897 --> 01:02:15,524 [machinery whirs] 1362 01:02:17,276 --> 01:02:18,152 [whimpers] 1363 01:02:18,235 --> 01:02:19,820 [screaming] 1364 01:02:21,947 --> 01:02:23,407 Get them off me! 1365 01:02:25,659 --> 01:02:26,994 Help me, please! 1366 01:02:27,077 --> 01:02:29,329 -Sorry! -[screaming] 1367 01:02:33,292 --> 01:02:36,128 Hah! Here it is! Thanks, Garrett. 1368 01:02:36,211 --> 01:02:38,255 -[Garrett groans] -Yeah. 1369 01:02:38,338 --> 01:02:40,215 [chortles] 1370 01:02:40,299 --> 01:02:41,425 Yes! 1371 01:02:42,217 --> 01:02:43,927 My diamonds. 1372 01:02:44,011 --> 01:02:46,054 [Garrett] Ooh! That's what I'm talkin' about. 1373 01:02:46,138 --> 01:02:47,931 Steve delivers the goodies! 1374 01:02:48,223 --> 01:02:49,808 Did you guys plan this? 1375 01:02:50,476 --> 01:02:51,894 I'm sorry, Henry. 1376 01:02:52,227 --> 01:02:53,395 [Garrett] Whoo! 1377 01:02:53,479 --> 01:02:55,606 Yeah! I'm not. 1378 01:02:56,190 --> 01:02:58,066 Oh, yeah. 1379 01:02:58,150 --> 01:02:59,943 -What the heck, man? -Oh, relax. 1380 01:03:00,027 --> 01:03:01,612 Natalie could be at the Mansion already. 1381 01:03:01,695 --> 01:03:03,030 She could be in danger! 1382 01:03:03,489 --> 01:03:04,406 [gagging] 1383 01:03:05,574 --> 01:03:07,784 Oh, no. Do you smell that? 1384 01:03:08,660 --> 01:03:09,828 Nether wart. 1385 01:03:10,579 --> 01:03:11,455 What does that mean? 1386 01:03:11,538 --> 01:03:13,457 [heavy thudding] 1387 01:03:14,249 --> 01:03:16,585 [weapon powering up, firing] 1388 01:03:17,377 --> 01:03:20,130 No! The Great Hog! 1389 01:03:20,214 --> 01:03:22,049 She finally put the brain in. 1390 01:03:22,132 --> 01:03:23,383 Run for the minecarts! 1391 01:03:23,467 --> 01:03:24,343 [shrieking] 1392 01:03:26,261 --> 01:03:27,262 [grunting] 1393 01:03:29,973 --> 01:03:31,767 Hit it, Henry, hit it! 1394 01:03:32,142 --> 01:03:32,976 Go! 1395 01:03:33,060 --> 01:03:34,937 [all yelling] 1396 01:03:36,897 --> 01:03:40,442 If memory serves, I built a kick-ass safe room just up ahead. 1397 01:03:43,237 --> 01:03:44,821 [Steve] Whoo! 1398 01:03:44,905 --> 01:03:46,949 Dang it, my torch blew out. 1399 01:03:47,032 --> 01:03:47,991 [Henry] Why are we stopping? 1400 01:03:48,075 --> 01:03:49,910 [Steve] 'Cause we ran out of redstone! 1401 01:03:49,993 --> 01:03:51,995 We're gonna need a boost fast. 1402 01:03:52,079 --> 01:03:54,248 -[sparking, hissing] -[Garrett] What's that sound? 1403 01:03:54,331 --> 01:03:56,833 [Steve] Chill out, Gar-Gar. We're totally safe. 1404 01:03:59,002 --> 01:04:01,630 Crap! My creeper farm. 1405 01:04:02,422 --> 01:04:05,175 [Garrett] What the--? You gotta be kidding me! 1406 01:04:05,634 --> 01:04:07,678 What kind of idiot would breed these things? 1407 01:04:07,761 --> 01:04:09,596 -[The Great Hog bellowing] -[yelps] 1408 01:04:10,556 --> 01:04:13,392 [Garrett yelling] 1409 01:04:13,475 --> 01:04:14,893 -Up ahead, look! -[Garrett squeaks] 1410 01:04:15,477 --> 01:04:17,479 [Steve] We gotta get to the redstone rail! 1411 01:04:17,563 --> 01:04:18,939 [Henry] Garrett, you got us into this mess! 1412 01:04:19,022 --> 01:04:20,107 Get out and push! 1413 01:04:21,108 --> 01:04:23,527 Okay. Okay. 1414 01:04:25,862 --> 01:04:27,197 [growling] 1415 01:04:28,031 --> 01:04:29,783 Go, Garrett! Go faster! 1416 01:04:30,784 --> 01:04:32,536 We're not gonna make it! 1417 01:04:32,619 --> 01:04:33,287 Come on! 1418 01:04:33,370 --> 01:04:34,788 Come on, Garrett, you gotta go faster! 1419 01:04:35,122 --> 01:04:36,665 Start slapping, Hank! 1420 01:04:36,748 --> 01:04:38,375 Get outta here! Yeah! Get-- 1421 01:04:39,251 --> 01:04:41,295 -Garrett, get in! -[Henry yelps] 1422 01:04:42,546 --> 01:04:43,880 [Steve] He's right behind us! 1423 01:04:44,506 --> 01:04:46,758 [both screaming] 1424 01:04:53,765 --> 01:04:55,434 [Steve] I love you, Dennis! 1425 01:04:56,977 --> 01:04:58,729 [all screaming] 1426 01:05:06,987 --> 01:05:10,365 [Garrett] Whoo-hoo! Yeah! 1427 01:05:15,871 --> 01:05:17,122 [Steve] Nice work, Gar-Gar. 1428 01:05:17,205 --> 01:05:19,207 Your little detour almost got us killed. 1429 01:05:19,291 --> 01:05:22,002 Relaje, you're so dramatic. We're still alive. 1430 01:05:22,085 --> 01:05:23,295 What's your problem, man? 1431 01:05:23,587 --> 01:05:25,380 We didn't need those stupid diamonds. 1432 01:05:25,464 --> 01:05:26,673 I swear, you are literally the most 1433 01:05:26,757 --> 01:05:28,300 selfish person I've ever met. 1434 01:05:28,383 --> 01:05:31,136 Whatever. I need them, okay? 1435 01:05:31,219 --> 01:05:32,220 I need the diamonds, 1436 01:05:32,304 --> 01:05:34,348 because I need the money, because I'm broke. 1437 01:05:35,140 --> 01:05:37,309 You wouldn't know anything about that. 1438 01:05:39,144 --> 01:05:42,648 My life sucks, kid. All right? I'm a frickin' loser. 1439 01:05:43,523 --> 01:05:44,650 There, I said it. 1440 01:05:45,233 --> 01:05:47,319 I know it looks like I got it all put together, right? 1441 01:05:47,402 --> 01:05:50,030 I'm smart, funny, bilingual. 1442 01:05:51,490 --> 01:05:53,950 El humble to un el faultot. 1443 01:05:57,746 --> 01:05:59,206 But that's not the reality. 1444 01:06:00,415 --> 01:06:01,625 I'm not doing well. 1445 01:06:02,751 --> 01:06:05,462 I'm washed up, Hank, and I'm gonna lose everything. 1446 01:06:06,505 --> 01:06:08,256 And that's not the worst part. 1447 01:06:09,758 --> 01:06:10,967 I'm alone. 1448 01:06:11,885 --> 01:06:12,803 You weren't alone. 1449 01:06:13,929 --> 01:06:15,222 I was your friend. 1450 01:06:19,976 --> 01:06:21,812 Sorry about your finances. 1451 01:06:22,562 --> 01:06:23,939 Shut up, Steve. 1452 01:06:27,484 --> 01:06:28,652 [Marlene] Wow. 1453 01:06:29,111 --> 01:06:31,697 I feel like you get me, and you're an incredible listener. 1454 01:06:31,780 --> 01:06:35,784 And only people with emotional intelligence are good listeners. 1455 01:06:37,202 --> 01:06:39,454 You know, I just didn't think it was in the cards 1456 01:06:39,538 --> 01:06:42,040 that I would have another first date, ever, you know? 1457 01:06:42,582 --> 01:06:43,375 Hm. 1458 01:06:44,292 --> 01:06:45,919 I wanna have the guts to invite you 1459 01:06:46,002 --> 01:06:47,713 over to my house for dessert. 1460 01:06:48,046 --> 01:06:49,756 Huh. Uh-huh. 1461 01:06:50,340 --> 01:06:51,550 Are you finished? 1462 01:06:52,008 --> 01:06:53,552 No, I think he's Swedish. 1463 01:06:54,010 --> 01:06:55,595 But we're done with our meal. 1464 01:06:57,514 --> 01:07:00,475 There it is. The Woodland Mansion. 1465 01:07:00,559 --> 01:07:02,561 We're gonna get in there, get the Earth Crystal 1466 01:07:02,644 --> 01:07:04,312 and get you guys home. 1467 01:07:04,396 --> 01:07:05,564 Follow me! 1468 01:07:06,148 --> 01:07:07,232 Check this out. 1469 01:07:07,899 --> 01:07:09,109 Let's do this. 1470 01:07:09,192 --> 01:07:11,361 Pay close attention to Papa Steve. 1471 01:07:11,445 --> 01:07:13,613 The Woodland Mansion has three floors. 1472 01:07:14,114 --> 01:07:17,242 The first floor is loaded with Vindicators. 1473 01:07:17,659 --> 01:07:18,952 Axe murderers, basically. 1474 01:07:19,035 --> 01:07:20,537 Why is the third floor on the first floor? 1475 01:07:20,620 --> 01:07:22,038 I'm very confused. 1476 01:07:22,122 --> 01:07:23,540 [Steve] I was trying to make three floors, 1477 01:07:23,623 --> 01:07:25,584 but I didn't have time to make, like, a doll house. 1478 01:07:25,876 --> 01:07:29,171 The second floor crawls with Evokers. 1479 01:07:29,254 --> 01:07:31,256 They wield powerful dark magic. 1480 01:07:31,339 --> 01:07:33,091 This is the worst model I've ever seen. 1481 01:07:33,175 --> 01:07:34,176 Garrett, stop talking. 1482 01:07:34,259 --> 01:07:35,510 We're trying to figure out a plan. 1483 01:07:35,594 --> 01:07:37,012 Bro, how long are you gonna be mad at me for? 1484 01:07:37,095 --> 01:07:38,180 I just got mad at you. 1485 01:07:38,680 --> 01:07:39,973 Please don't be mad at me for this, okay? 1486 01:07:40,056 --> 01:07:42,434 But I accidentally stole the Orb while you were crafting. 1487 01:07:44,394 --> 01:07:45,687 Are we cool now? 1488 01:07:45,771 --> 01:07:48,648 You are literally the worst person in the entire world. 1489 01:07:48,732 --> 01:07:52,277 Guys! Both of you, eyes on my demonstraysh! 1490 01:07:52,569 --> 01:07:55,155 Third floor houses the Loot Chamber. 1491 01:07:55,655 --> 01:07:57,199 That's where the Earth Crystal is, 1492 01:07:57,282 --> 01:07:59,534 but it's guarded by Endermen. 1493 01:07:59,618 --> 01:08:02,245 Whatever you do, do not look them in the eye. 1494 01:08:02,329 --> 01:08:03,789 They'll fry your brains out. 1495 01:08:03,872 --> 01:08:05,874 Okay well, I could build stairs to the second floor, 1496 01:08:05,957 --> 01:08:08,084 sneak in through the window, and snag the Earth Crystal. 1497 01:08:08,168 --> 01:08:09,461 That's a great idea, Hank. 1498 01:08:09,544 --> 01:08:12,839 But to pull it off, we're gonna need a pretty sweet diversion. 1499 01:08:13,381 --> 01:08:15,383 You know what could work on these guys? 1500 01:08:15,467 --> 01:08:16,384 It sounds crazy. 1501 01:08:16,468 --> 01:08:17,676 Hit me. 1502 01:08:17,761 --> 01:08:19,179 [funky beat playing] 1503 01:08:19,261 --> 01:08:21,014 ♪ Friendship is The wish you make ♪ 1504 01:08:21,096 --> 01:08:22,182 ♪ When you're blowing out The candles ♪ 1505 01:08:22,265 --> 01:08:23,308 ♪ On your birthday cake ♪ 1506 01:08:23,600 --> 01:08:25,560 ♪ Don't be a bully And don't be a brute ♪ 1507 01:08:25,644 --> 01:08:27,729 -♪ Time to put on ♪ -[both] ♪ Your birthday suit ♪ 1508 01:08:27,813 --> 01:08:30,023 [Steve] ♪ Go Hank, go While we blow! ♪ 1509 01:08:30,106 --> 01:08:32,317 -[vindicator growling] -[horn blowing] 1510 01:08:32,399 --> 01:08:34,444 [music continues, muffled] 1511 01:08:35,069 --> 01:08:36,404 [grunting] 1512 01:09:00,511 --> 01:09:02,471 [vindicators growling] 1513 01:09:06,434 --> 01:09:07,560 [yelling] 1514 01:09:07,978 --> 01:09:10,522 [both yelling] 1515 01:09:12,107 --> 01:09:13,399 [panting] 1516 01:09:13,899 --> 01:09:15,318 [growling] 1517 01:09:19,865 --> 01:09:21,616 [vindicators snarling] 1518 01:09:28,832 --> 01:09:30,457 You gotta be kidding me. 1519 01:09:30,959 --> 01:09:32,002 [crowd murmuring] 1520 01:09:32,085 --> 01:09:33,420 [Steve] You got this, Gar-Gar. 1521 01:09:34,587 --> 01:09:36,381 Reach down deep. 1522 01:09:36,464 --> 01:09:38,800 You're the Chuglass Kid, and I love ya! 1523 01:09:39,216 --> 01:09:40,260 What's going on, Steve? 1524 01:09:40,551 --> 01:09:43,513 It's some kind of sadistic Vindicator fight club. 1525 01:09:43,596 --> 01:09:45,473 I've heard of these, but I've never seen one. 1526 01:09:45,974 --> 01:09:46,975 They want me to fight the chicken? 1527 01:09:47,058 --> 01:09:48,059 [squawks] 1528 01:09:48,143 --> 01:09:49,728 It's a fight to the death, kid. 1529 01:09:49,810 --> 01:09:51,813 [vindicators cheering] 1530 01:09:52,898 --> 01:09:54,357 [squawking] 1531 01:09:54,441 --> 01:09:55,817 [loud clanking] 1532 01:10:01,072 --> 01:10:03,575 [machinery rattling, creaking] 1533 01:10:08,496 --> 01:10:09,706 [gleeful cackling] 1534 01:10:09,789 --> 01:10:11,708 -[squawks] -Mmmm… 1535 01:10:12,167 --> 01:10:13,335 -[snarls] -[shrieks] 1536 01:10:13,627 --> 01:10:15,045 Chicken jockey. 1537 01:10:16,212 --> 01:10:17,964 -[snarls] -[yelps] 1538 01:10:18,381 --> 01:10:19,549 [grunts] 1539 01:10:19,633 --> 01:10:21,927 [all cheering] 1540 01:10:22,552 --> 01:10:23,219 [Steve] Watch out! 1541 01:10:23,929 --> 01:10:26,139 [both yelling] 1542 01:10:26,222 --> 01:10:27,807 Keep him away from your face! 1543 01:10:27,891 --> 01:10:29,684 -[grunting] -[slapping] 1544 01:10:30,060 --> 01:10:31,227 [Steve] Chuck him! 1545 01:10:31,311 --> 01:10:32,437 -[grunts] -Whoa! 1546 01:10:32,520 --> 01:10:33,563 [squawks] 1547 01:10:33,647 --> 01:10:35,273 [screams] 1548 01:10:35,357 --> 01:10:37,108 [slowed grunt] 1549 01:10:38,234 --> 01:10:39,945 -[attacking scream] -[yelps] 1550 01:10:43,531 --> 01:10:44,741 [grunts] 1551 01:10:51,957 --> 01:10:53,124 [sizzling] 1552 01:11:04,177 --> 01:11:06,513 -[grunting] -[chicken jockey squealing] 1553 01:11:21,361 --> 01:11:22,737 [sighing] 1554 01:11:23,279 --> 01:11:24,364 Finally. 1555 01:11:31,496 --> 01:11:33,415 [spectral growling] 1556 01:11:42,382 --> 01:11:45,093 [hissing screech] 1557 01:11:47,470 --> 01:11:49,180 -[both grunt heavily] -[vindicators cheering] 1558 01:11:49,264 --> 01:11:51,099 [chicken jockey screeching] 1559 01:11:51,933 --> 01:11:53,309 [shrieks] 1560 01:11:54,185 --> 01:11:55,353 [ululating] 1561 01:11:57,022 --> 01:11:58,940 [explosive grunt] 1562 01:11:59,816 --> 01:12:00,817 [squawks] 1563 01:12:03,445 --> 01:12:05,280 [crying] 1564 01:12:07,240 --> 01:12:08,658 I'm sorry, little buddy. 1565 01:12:08,742 --> 01:12:10,577 Don't fall for it, Gar-Gar! 1566 01:12:10,660 --> 01:12:13,079 That baby's got the heart of a demon! 1567 01:12:13,163 --> 01:12:14,914 No, you're not a demon, are ya? 1568 01:12:14,998 --> 01:12:17,250 You're a cute little booger-face. 1569 01:12:17,333 --> 01:12:19,461 I'm just gonna… pet your little head. 1570 01:12:20,336 --> 01:12:21,629 [screams] 1571 01:12:21,713 --> 01:12:23,131 [all cheer] 1572 01:12:23,965 --> 01:12:25,884 [ghastly groaning] 1573 01:12:29,888 --> 01:12:32,390 [echoing] You'll never be as cool as me, Hank. 1574 01:12:32,474 --> 01:12:33,349 Just give up. 1575 01:12:33,433 --> 01:12:36,144 [echoing] The Overworld doesn't need you, Henry. 1576 01:12:36,227 --> 01:12:38,104 -Neither do I. -[Garrett, distorted] Give up. 1577 01:12:38,188 --> 01:12:39,814 [echoing] This is all your fault, Henry. 1578 01:12:39,898 --> 01:12:42,025 Everything you do fails. 1579 01:12:42,692 --> 01:12:44,652 This stuff? It's trash, kid. 1580 01:12:48,281 --> 01:12:49,491 [hissing stops] 1581 01:12:49,574 --> 01:12:50,658 What the…? 1582 01:12:51,367 --> 01:12:53,161 [yells, grunting] 1583 01:12:54,496 --> 01:12:56,873 -[groaning] -[Steve shouting] 1584 01:12:56,956 --> 01:12:58,249 Garrett! No! 1585 01:12:59,417 --> 01:13:00,877 [growling] 1586 01:13:00,960 --> 01:13:01,961 [Steve] I'm coming! 1587 01:13:02,545 --> 01:13:03,880 Hang on! 1588 01:13:05,340 --> 01:13:07,675 [yells] Sneak attack! 1589 01:13:09,511 --> 01:13:11,012 [hollering] 1590 01:13:11,096 --> 01:13:12,347 [vindicators groan] 1591 01:13:12,430 --> 01:13:14,432 [chicken jockey crying] 1592 01:13:16,142 --> 01:13:18,812 [grunting] 1593 01:13:25,485 --> 01:13:27,487 [orb humming] 1594 01:13:28,404 --> 01:13:30,281 [grunting] 1595 01:13:30,365 --> 01:13:33,326 Heck yeah. I got you, Gar-Gar. 1596 01:13:33,409 --> 01:13:34,828 -Come on. -[groans] 1597 01:13:37,580 --> 01:13:40,250 You… You saved my life. 1598 01:13:40,667 --> 01:13:42,085 That's what friends do, Garrett. 1599 01:13:42,168 --> 01:13:43,211 [Henry yelling] 1600 01:13:43,294 --> 01:13:44,212 [thud] 1601 01:13:44,921 --> 01:13:46,881 Hank! Did you get the Earth Crystal? 1602 01:13:46,965 --> 01:13:47,966 Yeah, I got it. 1603 01:13:48,049 --> 01:13:49,801 Let's get outta this hellhole. 1604 01:13:51,553 --> 01:13:53,513 [all yelling] 1605 01:13:54,013 --> 01:13:55,431 [Steve] Come on! Run! 1606 01:13:56,141 --> 01:13:57,809 [Henry huffing] 1607 01:13:57,892 --> 01:13:59,519 [roaring] 1608 01:13:59,853 --> 01:14:02,313 [Malgosha] I knew I'd find you dummies here. 1609 01:14:02,397 --> 01:14:03,982 Oh no. It's her! 1610 01:14:04,065 --> 01:14:06,151 [Malgosha] Of course it's me, you fool. 1611 01:14:06,234 --> 01:14:09,612 I've been tracking your scent from two biomes away. 1612 01:14:10,363 --> 01:14:13,366 Check it out. I even built me a new Hog. 1613 01:14:13,449 --> 01:14:15,577 [roaring] 1614 01:14:15,660 --> 01:14:18,955 Malgosha! Your reign is over! 1615 01:14:19,038 --> 01:14:20,456 You're wrong. 1616 01:14:20,540 --> 01:14:22,208 It's just beginning. 1617 01:14:22,625 --> 01:14:24,169 -[grunts] -[gasps] 1618 01:14:25,879 --> 01:14:26,880 [Henry] No! 1619 01:14:27,714 --> 01:14:28,631 Hah! 1620 01:14:28,715 --> 01:14:29,757 No! 1621 01:14:29,841 --> 01:14:30,884 Kill them. 1622 01:14:30,967 --> 01:14:32,844 We have work to do. 1623 01:14:33,970 --> 01:14:35,555 Goodbye, Steve! 1624 01:14:35,638 --> 01:14:37,056 [cackling] 1625 01:14:37,140 --> 01:14:38,141 -[piglins screeching] -[Garrett whimpers] 1626 01:14:41,769 --> 01:14:42,770 [Steve] No! 1627 01:14:43,229 --> 01:14:45,273 They're gonna blow this bridge sky high! 1628 01:14:45,565 --> 01:14:47,275 -Sorry, Hank. -What? 1629 01:14:48,276 --> 01:14:49,277 [Garrett yells] 1630 01:14:49,360 --> 01:14:51,112 [screaming] 1631 01:14:53,198 --> 01:14:55,617 Yeah! Slime cube. 1632 01:14:57,952 --> 01:15:01,414 [grunts, hollers] 1633 01:15:05,168 --> 01:15:06,419 Come on, Garrett, jump! 1634 01:15:06,502 --> 01:15:07,712 I can't, Steve. 1635 01:15:07,795 --> 01:15:08,963 Get him outta here! 1636 01:15:09,255 --> 01:15:11,507 Go, Hank! Save your sister and get home! 1637 01:15:11,591 --> 01:15:13,301 Garrett, you don't have to do this! 1638 01:15:13,384 --> 01:15:14,844 Tell my story in song. 1639 01:15:15,261 --> 01:15:18,765 Keep it metal. Keep it heavy. Real instruments. 1640 01:15:19,766 --> 01:15:20,892 Besides… 1641 01:15:23,436 --> 01:15:25,021 I love luaus. 1642 01:15:27,440 --> 01:15:28,441 Spin kick. 1643 01:15:30,693 --> 01:15:31,653 [roaring] 1644 01:15:31,736 --> 01:15:33,488 [high battle cry] 1645 01:15:35,198 --> 01:15:37,158 Garbage toss! Oh, crap! 1646 01:15:37,617 --> 01:15:39,285 [Steve shouts] 1647 01:15:39,369 --> 01:15:42,121 [Henry] No! 1648 01:15:42,205 --> 01:15:44,207 [both yelling] 1649 01:15:44,290 --> 01:15:47,293 We're going down! 1650 01:15:47,710 --> 01:15:49,420 Brace for impact! 1651 01:15:49,504 --> 01:15:52,548 [both yelling] 1652 01:15:53,091 --> 01:15:54,926 [grunting] 1653 01:16:03,434 --> 01:16:05,895 [Steve chuckles] 1654 01:16:09,107 --> 01:16:10,441 -Dennis? -[whines] 1655 01:16:11,067 --> 01:16:13,027 -Dennis! -[Dawn laughing] 1656 01:16:13,111 --> 01:16:15,071 It's you! It's really you! 1657 01:16:15,154 --> 01:16:17,573 [laughing] 1658 01:16:18,241 --> 01:16:19,242 Gimme… 1659 01:16:19,325 --> 01:16:21,536 [babbling affectionately] 1660 01:16:22,662 --> 01:16:24,038 Oh! 1661 01:16:24,122 --> 01:16:25,581 How'd you find me? 1662 01:16:25,665 --> 01:16:27,041 He's one heck of a wolf. 1663 01:16:27,125 --> 01:16:29,210 He led us right to you guys. 1664 01:16:29,294 --> 01:16:31,754 Now I understand why you kept yourself so filthy and smelly, 1665 01:16:31,838 --> 01:16:33,381 so Dennis could find you one day. 1666 01:16:35,091 --> 01:16:35,967 Is he okay? 1667 01:16:36,050 --> 01:16:38,344 He's fine. He's just resting. 1668 01:16:38,428 --> 01:16:39,512 Good. 1669 01:16:39,595 --> 01:16:41,347 It was a pretty rough crash landing. 1670 01:16:42,348 --> 01:16:43,933 Wait a minute. Where are we? 1671 01:16:45,268 --> 01:16:47,437 -[Dawn laughing] -Whoa! 1672 01:16:49,397 --> 01:16:52,275 I wish Garbage Man was here to see this. 1673 01:16:52,358 --> 01:16:54,152 He would've loved your mushroom hut. 1674 01:16:54,235 --> 01:16:55,945 Yeah, I think so too. 1675 01:16:59,574 --> 01:17:02,285 [voice shaking] I was so afraid that I lost you. 1676 01:17:04,454 --> 01:17:06,122 I was so afraid that I lost you, too. 1677 01:17:08,291 --> 01:17:11,044 I am really sorry about what I said. 1678 01:17:12,587 --> 01:17:14,630 And I'm really sorry about Garrett. 1679 01:17:17,842 --> 01:17:19,344 [ghast shrieking] 1680 01:17:19,427 --> 01:17:22,013 [Malgosha] I'm only gonna say this once. 1681 01:17:22,096 --> 01:17:25,558 This thingy goes on top of that thingy. 1682 01:17:25,641 --> 01:17:27,060 Got it, Travis? 1683 01:17:27,143 --> 01:17:31,189 It's gonna make a real cool laser beam that'll darken-- 1684 01:17:31,272 --> 01:17:32,482 [shrieking] 1685 01:17:32,565 --> 01:17:34,817 [Malgosha, growls] Never mind. 1686 01:17:40,031 --> 01:17:43,159 [deep rumbling] 1687 01:17:43,242 --> 01:17:45,620 -[zombies moaning] -[bones rattling] 1688 01:17:50,666 --> 01:17:52,001 [chattering] 1689 01:17:55,004 --> 01:17:57,298 [all grumbling, growling] 1690 01:17:59,634 --> 01:18:02,428 [Steve] No. No! 1691 01:18:03,554 --> 01:18:06,557 The Great Darkening! It's begun. 1692 01:18:06,641 --> 01:18:08,684 Malgosha's gathering all her forces. 1693 01:18:08,768 --> 01:18:10,770 She will destroy this land. 1694 01:18:11,479 --> 01:18:14,315 Unless… we go get that Orb. 1695 01:18:14,399 --> 01:18:16,359 Well, what're we doing here? 1696 01:18:17,360 --> 01:18:19,404 Let's go fight some pigs. 1697 01:18:19,487 --> 01:18:21,906 I'm ready. I'm done with those pigs. 1698 01:18:21,989 --> 01:18:22,824 Yeah, me too. 1699 01:18:22,907 --> 01:18:25,034 Let's do it for Gar-Gar. 1700 01:18:25,118 --> 01:18:27,912 First we mine, then we craft. 1701 01:18:27,995 --> 01:18:29,497 Let's Minecraft! 1702 01:18:29,580 --> 01:18:31,833 -[grunts] One, two, three. -Team! 1703 01:18:31,916 --> 01:18:33,501 -Get the Orb! -Orb! What are you saying? 1704 01:18:33,584 --> 01:18:35,211 -Minecraft. -We should all say that. 1705 01:18:35,294 --> 01:18:37,755 On three. One-- Forget it. There's no time! 1706 01:18:39,048 --> 01:18:40,508 [Steve] Show us what you got, Henry. 1707 01:18:40,591 --> 01:18:42,135 [Henry] Okay. I got a plan. 1708 01:18:42,218 --> 01:18:43,553 [Steve] Killer recipes. 1709 01:18:43,636 --> 01:18:44,846 We're gonna have to move fast. 1710 01:18:44,929 --> 01:18:46,097 Let's get to work! 1711 01:18:47,306 --> 01:18:49,559 [Henry] First we're gonna need some iron ingots. 1712 01:18:49,642 --> 01:18:51,436 [sizzling] 1713 01:18:54,147 --> 01:18:55,940 [grunts] Oh, yeah! 1714 01:18:57,775 --> 01:18:59,235 [Henry] And the boots of Swiftness. 1715 01:19:01,446 --> 01:19:03,197 [Dawn] Time to light this place up. 1716 01:19:03,281 --> 01:19:05,116 -[bones rattling] -Come on, boys. 1717 01:19:07,326 --> 01:19:09,412 Have a nice flight! 1718 01:19:11,789 --> 01:19:14,083 Yeah, man! Whoo! 1719 01:19:14,167 --> 01:19:16,836 I bet you do. I bet you do! 1720 01:19:16,919 --> 01:19:18,629 [Henry] We're also gonna need a ton of diamonds. 1721 01:19:18,713 --> 01:19:21,340 [grunting] 1722 01:19:23,468 --> 01:19:24,927 [Steve] Show me what you got, Nat. 1723 01:19:25,803 --> 01:19:27,597 Whoa! Yeah! 1724 01:19:28,598 --> 01:19:29,807 [Natalie] You want some, buddy? 1725 01:19:33,436 --> 01:19:34,937 [excited chatter] 1726 01:19:35,354 --> 01:19:36,189 We're ready. 1727 01:19:36,272 --> 01:19:38,274 Let's go save the Overworld! 1728 01:19:38,691 --> 01:19:40,610 [piglins roaring] 1729 01:19:40,693 --> 01:19:42,987 [Malgosha cackling] 1730 01:19:45,656 --> 01:19:47,158 All right, my piggies. 1731 01:19:48,826 --> 01:19:53,122 Today, we take the Overworld as ours! 1732 01:19:53,206 --> 01:19:54,540 [all roaring] 1733 01:19:54,624 --> 01:19:56,584 Attack their villages. 1734 01:19:56,667 --> 01:20:00,505 Burn their homes and their symmetrical farms. 1735 01:20:01,088 --> 01:20:05,468 All they have created, we destroy! 1736 01:20:05,551 --> 01:20:08,554 [all roaring] 1737 01:20:09,222 --> 01:20:11,641 Well, what are you standing around for? 1738 01:20:11,724 --> 01:20:12,808 Get out of here! 1739 01:20:12,892 --> 01:20:15,394 Go on, bring me the gold! 1740 01:20:21,192 --> 01:20:23,402 [Natalie grunting] 1741 01:20:27,114 --> 01:20:29,367 -[Iron grunting] -[Natalie] Hurry, Henry! 1742 01:20:33,287 --> 01:20:35,790 [heavy metallic grunting] 1743 01:20:51,556 --> 01:20:54,559 [thudding, metallic footfalls] 1744 01:20:56,769 --> 01:20:57,770 Uh? 1745 01:21:03,276 --> 01:21:05,611 Hah! News flash! 1746 01:21:05,945 --> 01:21:08,864 Iron Golems will not attack unless provoked. 1747 01:21:08,948 --> 01:21:10,866 [cackles] 1748 01:21:11,659 --> 01:21:12,743 -[hollow clang] -[arrow clatters] 1749 01:21:12,827 --> 01:21:13,911 [exasperated groan] 1750 01:21:17,582 --> 01:21:19,792 Real smooth, Travis! 1751 01:21:24,630 --> 01:21:26,591 [high-pitched whistling] 1752 01:21:36,309 --> 01:21:38,185 [piglins screeching] 1753 01:21:39,520 --> 01:21:40,563 You ready? 1754 01:21:40,938 --> 01:21:42,064 Let's do this. 1755 01:21:46,277 --> 01:21:48,487 [Natalie grunting] 1756 01:21:55,786 --> 01:21:57,538 [Malgosha] Oh, for goodness' sake! 1757 01:21:57,622 --> 01:22:00,750 Well, what are you doing, you big block of meat? 1758 01:22:00,833 --> 01:22:03,294 Get down there and take care of those Roundlings! 1759 01:22:03,961 --> 01:22:05,504 [growling] 1760 01:22:05,588 --> 01:22:07,506 [cackling] 1761 01:22:11,260 --> 01:22:13,721 [roaring] 1762 01:22:13,804 --> 01:22:15,890 How do you like them pork chops? 1763 01:22:16,766 --> 01:22:18,726 [growling] 1764 01:22:21,729 --> 01:22:22,730 Come on! 1765 01:22:29,153 --> 01:22:30,404 [hooting laughter] 1766 01:22:30,488 --> 01:22:31,864 [gasps] Huh? 1767 01:22:36,285 --> 01:22:39,038 Okay, Goshe. Let's dance. 1768 01:22:39,330 --> 01:22:40,665 Bring it on. 1769 01:22:40,748 --> 01:22:42,249 [yells] 1770 01:22:42,333 --> 01:22:43,751 [snarls] 1771 01:22:46,087 --> 01:22:50,800 Sneak attack! 1772 01:22:52,885 --> 01:22:53,678 [grunts] 1773 01:22:53,761 --> 01:22:54,845 Hah! 1774 01:22:54,929 --> 01:22:56,389 [grunts] 1775 01:22:56,806 --> 01:22:58,349 [grunts] Ooh! 1776 01:23:00,309 --> 01:23:01,435 [yells] 1777 01:23:02,144 --> 01:23:03,187 My diamond armor! 1778 01:23:03,729 --> 01:23:05,189 Egg attack! Hyah! 1779 01:23:05,815 --> 01:23:07,149 -Frizz! -[Malgosha growls] 1780 01:23:08,192 --> 01:23:09,819 What is this, breakfast? 1781 01:23:09,902 --> 01:23:10,861 [grunts] 1782 01:23:10,945 --> 01:23:12,113 -[chickens clucking] -[grunts] 1783 01:23:12,196 --> 01:23:13,739 Get off of me! 1784 01:23:15,491 --> 01:23:17,827 [Natalie] Hurry! The Orb's up there! 1785 01:23:24,291 --> 01:23:26,669 -[thud] -[agonized groan] 1786 01:23:31,424 --> 01:23:32,967 Do it, Henry. 1787 01:23:33,050 --> 01:23:34,135 I got this. 1788 01:23:41,559 --> 01:23:42,685 [gasps] 1789 01:23:44,311 --> 01:23:45,396 Go, Henry, go! 1790 01:23:47,690 --> 01:23:49,191 [The Great Hog snarling] 1791 01:23:51,986 --> 01:23:54,530 [bellowing] 1792 01:23:56,782 --> 01:23:58,534 [sharp whistle] 1793 01:23:58,617 --> 01:24:00,786 [Dawn] Hey, Captain Butt Crack! 1794 01:24:03,998 --> 01:24:06,000 I got something for you. 1795 01:24:07,126 --> 01:24:09,003 [guffawing] 1796 01:24:10,379 --> 01:24:11,464 Get him, Dennis. 1797 01:24:12,631 --> 01:24:14,967 -[wolves howling] -[Dawn laughing] 1798 01:24:21,223 --> 01:24:23,601 Whoo! Take a bite outta that pig! 1799 01:24:24,852 --> 01:24:26,020 Finish this, Henry! 1800 01:24:26,562 --> 01:24:27,646 [grunts] 1801 01:24:30,274 --> 01:24:32,026 [roaring] 1802 01:24:37,531 --> 01:24:39,158 [cannon powering up] 1803 01:24:45,080 --> 01:24:48,501 [screaming] 1804 01:24:50,795 --> 01:24:52,546 -Henry! -No! 1805 01:24:52,797 --> 01:24:54,632 [both grunting] 1806 01:24:54,715 --> 01:24:56,175 No! 1807 01:24:56,258 --> 01:24:58,052 [screaming] 1808 01:25:04,975 --> 01:25:06,977 Whoo-hooo! 1809 01:25:10,815 --> 01:25:13,442 [grunting] Gotcha, kid! 1810 01:25:13,526 --> 01:25:15,402 -[shrieking] Yes! -Yes! 1811 01:25:15,778 --> 01:25:17,655 [laughing] Yes! 1812 01:25:17,738 --> 01:25:19,448 Garrett, you're alive! 1813 01:25:19,532 --> 01:25:21,659 Yeah! [affectionate grunt] 1814 01:25:21,742 --> 01:25:24,578 Between us, I used Steve's water bucket trick. 1815 01:25:24,662 --> 01:25:25,412 Pretty cool, huh? 1816 01:25:25,955 --> 01:25:27,206 Little bit. 1817 01:25:27,289 --> 01:25:29,041 Let's get this Orb and go home. 1818 01:25:30,709 --> 01:25:33,546 [Natalie] Yes! Yes, go, Henry! 1819 01:25:33,963 --> 01:25:36,090 All right, Hank. It's fireball time. 1820 01:25:36,173 --> 01:25:37,132 Grab that spear. 1821 01:25:37,716 --> 01:25:39,593 I want you to jab it in the tentacles. 1822 01:25:40,469 --> 01:25:41,929 -Yeah. -[ghast screeching] 1823 01:25:42,012 --> 01:25:43,430 [Garrett] Whoo! Jab it! 1824 01:25:45,307 --> 01:25:46,475 [Garrett] Yeah! 1825 01:25:46,559 --> 01:25:48,102 How'd you learn how to do that? 1826 01:25:48,185 --> 01:25:48,978 Don't ask. 1827 01:25:50,896 --> 01:25:52,398 [Garrett] Whoo! 1828 01:25:52,481 --> 01:25:53,482 Yeah! 1829 01:26:00,781 --> 01:26:02,491 [groaning in pain] 1830 01:26:03,951 --> 01:26:06,871 [joyful shrieking] 1831 01:26:13,919 --> 01:26:15,045 [Malgosha] No! 1832 01:26:15,963 --> 01:26:17,590 What have you done? 1833 01:26:18,090 --> 01:26:19,300 The Orb! 1834 01:26:26,015 --> 01:26:28,475 [cackling] 1835 01:26:28,559 --> 01:26:30,686 [thudding footsteps] 1836 01:26:48,621 --> 01:26:50,623 [orb humming] 1837 01:26:52,958 --> 01:26:54,293 [Natalie] Yes! 1838 01:26:58,672 --> 01:27:01,342 [laughs] It's good to see you, Garbage Man. 1839 01:27:01,425 --> 01:27:02,384 [Garrett] Yeah, it is. 1840 01:27:06,430 --> 01:27:08,265 [Steve] Parry! Thrust! 1841 01:27:09,642 --> 01:27:11,810 [breath rasping] 1842 01:27:15,522 --> 01:27:17,441 You failed, witch. 1843 01:27:17,524 --> 01:27:19,401 The Overworld lives on. 1844 01:27:19,485 --> 01:27:22,905 You, too, have fallen for the great lie. 1845 01:27:22,988 --> 01:27:24,907 You'll never be happy. 1846 01:27:25,324 --> 01:27:27,076 Deep down, you know. 1847 01:27:27,159 --> 01:27:31,163 To hope, to dream, to create is to suffer. 1848 01:27:31,246 --> 01:27:32,373 You're right. 1849 01:27:32,915 --> 01:27:35,918 It is harder to create than to destroy. 1850 01:27:36,001 --> 01:27:39,546 That's why cowards tend to choose the deuce. 1851 01:27:39,630 --> 01:27:40,923 [derisive grunt] 1852 01:27:41,006 --> 01:27:42,216 Later, Goshe. 1853 01:27:42,633 --> 01:27:43,926 Every minute knowing you 1854 01:27:44,009 --> 01:27:47,012 has been a horror-show waste of time. 1855 01:27:48,639 --> 01:27:49,932 Wait, one more thing. 1856 01:27:50,766 --> 01:27:52,267 Come closer. 1857 01:27:52,351 --> 01:27:53,519 Do you have a little knife 1858 01:27:53,602 --> 01:27:55,062 that you're gonna try to stab me with? 1859 01:27:55,145 --> 01:27:57,272 No, no. I'm too weak. 1860 01:27:57,356 --> 01:27:58,774 [rasping sigh] 1861 01:27:58,857 --> 01:27:59,942 All right. 1862 01:28:01,151 --> 01:28:01,986 Yah! 1863 01:28:02,069 --> 01:28:03,570 Come on! 1864 01:28:03,654 --> 01:28:04,947 It was worth a shot. 1865 01:28:05,030 --> 01:28:06,907 Wait, wait. Let me say one more thing. 1866 01:28:06,991 --> 01:28:08,951 -Come closer. -No way! 1867 01:28:09,034 --> 01:28:10,995 No, really, it's about you. 1868 01:28:11,328 --> 01:28:13,288 [sighing] Fine. 1869 01:28:15,874 --> 01:28:17,501 Lean down here. 1870 01:28:18,627 --> 01:28:19,670 [grunts weakly] 1871 01:28:20,087 --> 01:28:21,964 You really are the worst. 1872 01:28:22,923 --> 01:28:24,008 Goodbye. 1873 01:28:24,091 --> 01:28:26,260 This is it, really. Come back. 1874 01:28:26,343 --> 01:28:27,970 I don't even have a knife. 1875 01:28:28,053 --> 01:28:29,263 Where would I keep it? 1876 01:28:30,723 --> 01:28:32,182 Sneak attack. 1877 01:28:32,266 --> 01:28:33,726 [groans] 1878 01:28:35,352 --> 01:28:36,311 [piglin whimpers] 1879 01:28:43,986 --> 01:28:44,987 Hey! 1880 01:28:45,654 --> 01:28:47,865 You sure you wanna go back, Henry? 1881 01:28:48,449 --> 01:28:49,867 It won't feel like this. 1882 01:28:50,826 --> 01:28:56,331 There you got constraints, judgments, obstacles. 1883 01:28:56,415 --> 01:28:57,249 [Henry] Yeah, I know. 1884 01:28:58,042 --> 01:28:59,585 But I'm gonna go make stuff anyway. 1885 01:29:02,838 --> 01:29:04,006 [Steve] I like that. 1886 01:29:04,298 --> 01:29:05,507 Mmm. 1887 01:29:05,591 --> 01:29:06,925 You're a brave kid. 1888 01:29:07,885 --> 01:29:11,263 Steve. You still cool with this? 1889 01:29:11,638 --> 01:29:12,973 [playful whine] 1890 01:29:14,475 --> 01:29:15,142 Yeah. 1891 01:29:15,809 --> 01:29:18,395 Come here, boy. Yeah. 1892 01:29:20,105 --> 01:29:21,857 Of course I still love you. 1893 01:29:21,940 --> 01:29:24,151 That's why I think this is a good idea. 1894 01:29:24,818 --> 01:29:26,820 -You changed my life. -[whimpers] 1895 01:29:27,780 --> 01:29:29,990 It's time for you to go change hers, too. 1896 01:29:31,658 --> 01:29:34,661 ♪ Go now, Dennis ♪ 1897 01:29:35,370 --> 01:29:38,582 ♪ Change Dawn's life, Dennis ♪ 1898 01:29:39,208 --> 01:29:41,668 ♪ Go on a journey ♪ 1899 01:29:41,752 --> 01:29:45,964 ♪ And think of me, Dennis ♪ 1900 01:29:46,882 --> 01:29:51,720 ♪ Go now, legendary Wolf of my dreams ♪ 1901 01:29:52,137 --> 01:29:55,182 ♪ My doggie, doggie, doggie ♪ 1902 01:29:56,225 --> 01:29:58,393 ♪ My Dennis ♪ 1903 01:29:58,477 --> 01:30:00,896 [howling melodically] 1904 01:30:02,314 --> 01:30:04,358 [sobbing] 1905 01:30:05,651 --> 01:30:06,902 [emotional growl] 1906 01:30:07,820 --> 01:30:09,947 [voice breaking] If I would have known you could sing like that, 1907 01:30:10,030 --> 01:30:11,990 it would have helped me get past your smell. 1908 01:30:15,369 --> 01:30:16,370 Garrett… 1909 01:30:17,663 --> 01:30:19,790 you are a truly bodacious warrior… 1910 01:30:20,666 --> 01:30:22,251 and a really good friend. 1911 01:30:23,001 --> 01:30:24,670 I wish you'd come home with us. 1912 01:30:26,338 --> 01:30:27,506 Hank's cool, 1913 01:30:27,589 --> 01:30:31,426 but I don't have any friends my age. 1914 01:30:34,263 --> 01:30:36,265 We would make a great team. 1915 01:30:37,307 --> 01:30:38,725 Vaya con Dios. 1916 01:30:39,768 --> 01:30:41,311 It means "Goodbye, brother." 1917 01:30:42,146 --> 01:30:43,147 No, it doesn't. 1918 01:30:44,148 --> 01:30:45,482 Don't look at her. 1919 01:30:45,566 --> 01:30:46,275 It does. 1920 01:30:46,358 --> 01:30:47,860 No, it does not. 1921 01:30:48,569 --> 01:30:49,611 Yeah, it does. 1922 01:30:53,282 --> 01:30:55,242 Are you sure you don't want to come back? 1923 01:30:55,617 --> 01:30:56,785 Yeah, I'm staying here. 1924 01:30:56,869 --> 01:30:59,079 I got a bunch more stuff I wanna build. 1925 01:31:00,038 --> 01:31:02,374 Why don't you bring some of that magic to the real world? 1926 01:31:24,146 --> 01:31:26,398 Screw it, I'm coming with. 1927 01:31:27,232 --> 01:31:28,150 [giggling] 1928 01:31:28,233 --> 01:31:30,944 [Steve] Turns out, if you're brave enough, 1929 01:31:31,028 --> 01:31:33,238 you can make the real world… 1930 01:31:34,031 --> 01:31:35,699 …your Overworld. 1931 01:31:36,909 --> 01:31:39,036 Garrett finally leveled up. 1932 01:31:39,119 --> 01:31:41,580 And his store became the hot spot! 1933 01:31:41,663 --> 01:31:43,332 [indistinct chatter] 1934 01:31:43,415 --> 01:31:46,960 Together, we all joined forces to create the new hit game, 1935 01:31:47,044 --> 01:31:48,837 Block City Battle Buddies. 1936 01:31:48,921 --> 01:31:50,714 [male game voice] Block City Battle Buddies! 1937 01:31:50,797 --> 01:31:53,383 Yeah, we're still in the beta phase, 1938 01:31:53,467 --> 01:31:55,385 working out a few bugs. 1939 01:31:55,469 --> 01:31:57,763 But let me tell ya, life… 1940 01:31:57,846 --> 01:31:59,640 -[rock riff playing] -…is pretty perfect. 1941 01:31:59,723 --> 01:32:02,267 ♪ Yeah, yeah! ♪ 1942 01:32:02,351 --> 01:32:04,603 [all cheering] 1943 01:32:04,686 --> 01:32:08,482 ♪ I used to wake up and play Back in my childhood days ♪ 1944 01:32:08,565 --> 01:32:11,985 ♪ Gettin' older's Such a dirty shame ♪ 1945 01:32:12,069 --> 01:32:16,114 ♪ They never gave me a chance To let my imagination dance ♪ 1946 01:32:16,198 --> 01:32:19,034 ♪ 'Til I came up With a different game ♪ 1947 01:32:20,410 --> 01:32:22,829 ♪ Down in the mines All of the time ♪ 1948 01:32:23,205 --> 01:32:24,081 [all] ♪ Crafting ♪ 1949 01:32:24,164 --> 01:32:26,750 [Steve] ♪ Out in the sun Havin' some fun ♪ 1950 01:32:26,833 --> 01:32:27,709 [all] ♪ Laughing ♪ 1951 01:32:27,793 --> 01:32:31,546 ♪ I'm never, ever Lookin' back, 'cause ♪ 1952 01:32:31,630 --> 01:32:34,758 [all] ♪ I feel alive ♪ 1953 01:32:34,841 --> 01:32:35,592 ♪ Yeah ♪ 1954 01:32:36,927 --> 01:32:39,429 [Steve] Dawn finally got to ditch her real estate job. 1955 01:32:39,513 --> 01:32:40,389 [Dawn] Have fun! 1956 01:32:40,472 --> 01:32:42,975 [Steve] She and Dennis brought the party wherever they went. 1957 01:32:43,058 --> 01:32:44,351 [Dennis barks] 1958 01:32:44,434 --> 01:32:46,645 [Steve] Natalie decided to share her new skill set 1959 01:32:46,728 --> 01:32:48,272 with the real world. 1960 01:32:48,355 --> 01:32:50,440 Survival Mode Self-Defense. 1961 01:32:50,524 --> 01:32:51,858 And now he's going to-- 1962 01:32:51,942 --> 01:32:53,860 [grunting] 1963 01:32:55,070 --> 01:32:56,238 [groans] 1964 01:32:56,321 --> 01:32:59,032 [Steve] The streets of Chuglass have never been safer. 1965 01:32:59,408 --> 01:33:00,951 You get 'em, Natalie! 1966 01:33:02,035 --> 01:33:03,245 And Henry? 1967 01:33:03,328 --> 01:33:05,622 He finally got that jetpack to work. 1968 01:33:05,706 --> 01:33:08,458 [students chattering, cheering] 1969 01:33:11,003 --> 01:33:14,006 ♪ I feel alive ♪ 1970 01:33:14,089 --> 01:33:16,633 ♪ I move mountains With my mind ♪ 1971 01:33:16,717 --> 01:33:18,176 [class bell ringing] 1972 01:33:18,260 --> 01:33:21,638 ♪ I feel the high ♪ 1973 01:33:21,722 --> 01:33:25,892 ♪ Like a new moon on the rise ♪ 1974 01:33:25,976 --> 01:33:28,687 ♪ I feel alive ♪ 1975 01:33:29,396 --> 01:33:32,441 ♪ Like a redstone overdrive ♪ 1976 01:33:33,608 --> 01:33:36,445 ♪ I feel the high ♪ 1977 01:33:36,903 --> 01:33:40,449 ♪ With the power Of the wolf inside ♪ 1978 01:33:40,949 --> 01:33:43,452 ♪ I feel alive ♪ 1979 01:33:44,578 --> 01:33:45,495 ♪ Yeah! ♪ 1980 01:33:46,747 --> 01:33:49,082 ["Zero to Hero" by Benee playing] 1981 01:34:03,263 --> 01:34:05,557 I know how much you love bread. 1982 01:34:05,849 --> 01:34:07,059 -Mm-hm. -[door opens] 1983 01:34:07,142 --> 01:34:09,061 [woman] Marlene, your ex-husband's here. 1984 01:34:09,144 --> 01:34:10,604 He said it was an emergency. 1985 01:34:10,687 --> 01:34:14,775 Well, you tell him I've got nothing to say to him. 1986 01:34:14,858 --> 01:34:16,276 You gotta be kidding me, Marlene. 1987 01:34:16,360 --> 01:34:17,694 This is the guy? 1988 01:34:17,986 --> 01:34:19,279 Too late, Clemente. 1989 01:34:19,696 --> 01:34:20,989 You had your chance. 1990 01:34:21,073 --> 01:34:22,532 [in rich British accent] She's right, Clemente. 1991 01:34:22,616 --> 01:34:24,117 You totally blew it. 1992 01:34:24,493 --> 01:34:28,497 And now I reap the rewards of your mistake. 1993 01:34:28,580 --> 01:34:32,834 You see, when Marlene's Jeep Grand Cherokee ran me over, 1994 01:34:32,918 --> 01:34:35,587 I was struck by a love so powerful, 1995 01:34:35,670 --> 01:34:37,506 it transcended the barriers 1996 01:34:37,589 --> 01:34:39,591 of conventional speech. 1997 01:34:39,674 --> 01:34:43,428 Now I speak Human, and she speaks Villager. 1998 01:34:43,512 --> 01:34:44,346 [speaking villager] 1999 01:34:51,019 --> 01:34:54,064 [speaking English] Marlene, ever since we met last night, 2000 01:34:54,147 --> 01:34:55,899 I wanted to say, 2001 01:34:55,982 --> 01:34:57,025 "Would you marry me?" 2002 01:34:57,859 --> 01:35:02,406 Yes! Yes! A thousand times, yes! 2003 01:35:03,240 --> 01:35:05,742 ["Zero to Hero" continues] 2004 01:37:18,166 --> 01:37:19,751 [song ends] 2005 01:40:12,465 --> 01:40:14,175 [knocking on door] 2006 01:40:16,803 --> 01:40:19,222 Hi, sorry to bug. I just-- 2007 01:40:19,305 --> 01:40:21,725 I used to live here, and-- I'm Steve. 2008 01:40:21,808 --> 01:40:24,436 Oh, is this about that chest in the attic? 2009 01:40:24,519 --> 01:40:27,897 Ho-ho, yeah! I'm so glad that's still around. 2010 01:40:27,981 --> 01:40:29,357 Hey, you want to come in? 2011 01:40:29,941 --> 01:40:31,317 I'm Alex, by the way. 2012 01:40:32,193 --> 01:40:34,320 Alex, great to meetch.